Ok so I kinda feel bad but I kinda don't

So let's start the story off with I am my fathers caretaker starting very recently. He's been put on Hospice and I've been in charge of basically every kind of care he needs including giving him his medicine. One of his medications is morphine. Now here's the part of the story I wanted to talk about. Ok so a few days ago I was on a dating website checking out dope ho's looking for an easy BJ and this idea hit me. How about I take an empty morphine bottle, fill it with water, and attempt at making a "transaction" with the hookers? I offer them 2-3 shots of liquid morphine for a blowjob. 

Should I feel bad?

Is it illegal to have a morphine bottle filled with water?

Careful,  if she is clean she is likely a cop.  Get a FILTHY hoe

it's ok as long as the bottle is partially full of WFA

HighInsideLegKick -

Also, I'm sure you already know this, but if you wear two condoms you are twice as unlikey to catch the AIDS

Yes! I never use condoms but in this venture if I feel I want to fuck the girl I'm bringing condoms. Maybe promise her an extra shot of water before I leave.

nogidavid -

it's ok as long as the bottle is partially full of WFA

oh shit! well hey guys 

HighInsideLegKick -
MMA Promoter1 -
HighInsideLegKick -

Also, I'm sure you already know this, but if you wear two condoms you are twice as unlikey to catch the AIDS

Yes! I never use condoms but in this venture if I feel I want to fuck the girl I'm bringing condoms. Maybe promise her an extra shot of water before I leave.

If you can't find a condom, any plastic bag and rubber band will work. 

Or the middle finger of a blue latex glove, which adds to the medical aura of the transaction. 

Shoot your dad up with the water and hook the whore with the morphine,  play the long term investment.

This is like adding water to your parents’ wine bottles when they’re in Florida, except with a Schedule II narcotic 

oh dude. did no one ever tell you that you can be as unkind as you like to drug-addicted hookers! be as cruel as you want to bro. maybe spit on her afterwards? have a great time!

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I'll buy the Morph of you & you can pay for the hookers. With the change, get your old man some CBD oil. 3 way happy....

So this is a thread about scamming a hooker with fake drugs for sex.

Hi quality postsr.

LOL @ “Bitcoin or foodstamps”.

The OG is amazing.

mindless optimism -

oh dude. did no one ever tell you that you can be as unkind as you like to drug-addicted hookers! be as cruel as you want to bro. maybe spit on her afterwards? have a great time!

This is where I'm conflicted at. These hoes out here are scamming, plotting, scheming, using, abusing, cheating, and fucking over anybody they can. All is fair in love and war right?

mikethecricket -

So this is a thread about scamming a hooker with fake drugs for sex.

Hi quality postsr.

I am definitely not a quality poster but thanks for the compliment. Just doing my part to help make the UG great again. Discussion is in order to talk about these filthy hoes who I want to suck my dick.

MMA Promoter1 -
mikethecricket -

So this is a thread about scamming a hooker with fake drugs for sex.

Hi quality postsr.

I am definitely not a quality poster but thanks for the compliment. Just doing my part to help make the UG great again. Discussion is in order to talk about these filthy hoes who I want to suck my dick.

Respect.

Why not fill it with epo? 

MMA Promoter1 -
mindless optimism -

oh dude. did no one ever tell you that you can be as unkind as you like to drug-addicted hookers! be as cruel as you want to bro. maybe spit on her afterwards? have a great time!

This is where I'm conflicted at. These hoes out here are scamming, plotting, scheming, using, abusing, cheating, and fucking over anybody they can. All is fair in love and war right?

no! obviously no. jesus christ, what's wrong with you, you fucking psychopath 

i was taking the fucking piss. 

mikethecricket -

So this is a thread about scamming a hooker with fake drugs for sex.

Hi quality postsr.

Which one are you?

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