Play-by-play for Fedor vs Werdum

Werdum: jab jab jab jab

Fedor: left hand jab backs Werdum up to cage

Werdum: Weak half-hearted jab

Fedor: Overhand right - KO's Werdum

Time: 45 seconds round 1


UG: "Fedor greatest ever!"

 I'll bet 5 dollars that this will not be the actual play by play

Mad Xyientist -  I'll bet 5 dollars that this will not be the actual play by play
Ok, 1:45 of round one.

 Thanks for spoiling it asshole, I havent gotten a chance to watch it yet.

c'mon, abe. you're much better than this.

you should give it another shot.

 Werdum: jab jab jab jab



Fedor: left hand jab backs Werdum up to cage



Werdum: Shoots and takes Fedor down



Rinse and repeat.



Werdum via Dec.





UG: "Fedor sucks!"

Don't count Werdum out.

Animal Chin - c'mon, abe. you're much better than this.

you should give it another shot.
I was trying to bust this one out quickly. I will do better next time.

Fedor by comfortable dec.

UG: Fedor is overrated!

 Fedor vs. Werdum on premium TV for no more than the 10 monthly fee.



UG:  We're really upset because we want to see Fedor vs. whoever is the current Ultimate Fighting Champion (Was Sylvia, then Couture, then Brock, now Carwin or somebody)  We can't possibly bear to watch Fedor vs. a legitimate non-UFC fighter.

 

Werdum pulls guard, inviting Fedor to come sit. Fedor obliges, then bounces his head off the canvas a la Big Nog, until Werdum is concussed or taps to strikes.

 ttt

ttt

Why TTT? I am pleased as punch to be wrong.