PRIME 2005 Kettlebell Fedor VS last Saturday night's Ngannou

Bad knees or not…could 2005 Prime KB Fedor take last Saturday’s grappling Nigerian ?

Kettlebell Theodore

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Prime Fedor rapes anyone in history ever.

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My vote goes Stary Oskol over Cameroon

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I have Empirical Evidence there is a LAST Emperor and this is him.

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Go ahead and tell me anybody did what he did at HW so I can mock you.

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Originally Posted by Pyanfar’s Inbox at the Joe Rogan Forum

Terrible division? Pride Heavyweights?

I seriously don’t know where this fucking “can” argument comes from, look at the guys Fedor fought. And by fought I mean destroyed. In the manner of a unstoppable killing machine. With no fear, no emotions, no weakness.

Fedor broke CroCop forever. We all saw it. He broke Nogueira too, twice. Fedor didn’t fight cans, he turned champions and Olympians and huge monsters INTO cans. With his heart, and two fists, he used to break his fists on people’s faces. He beat Semmy Schilt, no big deal, just a multiple K-1 Grand Prix champion who’s about 8 feet tall. And some people wanna say guys like Mark Hunt and that Zulu guy and Hong Man Choi didn’t have no skills, BULLSHIT. Let me see you guys fight somebody you can’t even reach their chest and show me your fucking “skills” stupid. THOSE GUYS DON’T NEED SKILLS THEY ARE MONSTERS. Go find a six year old and start crushing him and then tell me what kind of skills that little kid could use against you. Fedor fought men who dwarfed him and he not only beat them, he had to hold back from killing them.

If Fedor was alive in the Dark Ages the motherfucker wouldn’t be a professional fighter, he’d be a professional dragon slayer.

And we got to see him fight in MMA, in this century, against some of the best martial artists and monsters and champions and legends and we got to see him demolish everything put before him like a wood chipper for ten years.

And then he loses to Werdum, and Bigfoot, and Henderson, any of whom would make a good specimen for a clone army, and everybody wants to pretend that Fedor turned back into a mortal, and all the killers he fought were just clowns. I guess Fedor’s legacy is too bright, too white hot, and it blinds some people, I don’t know. I can’t explain it. I daren’t try.

And he’s only saying that this is his retirement fight because he’s getting inside people’s minds and lulling them into a false sense of confidence. Like he always does. He gets inside your mind, and then he tries to get inside your skull. With his fists. And he looks you in the eye, right before he almost steals your life, and he steals your heart instead, and for the rest of your life, you’re just a shadow. A shade. Until Judgment day. When Fedor gives your soul back to you, and he says, “I was just keeping it safe for you. Because you are weak.”

And you’ll fall down on your knees and you’ll cry, and say, “yes, yes, I was weak, so weak, like a child!”

But it’s okay.

Because Fedor loves you.

And he will protect you.

He’ll protect all of us. Always.

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HW had an 80% plus (sometimes almost 90% finishing rate at most times during his 10 yr undefeated run.

While the little guys were pitter patting to decsions. Usually in the 20-30% finishing rate category.

To go 31-0 (fuck the TK cut thing) and 10 yrs in that division without getting KO’d fighting the guys he fought. DAM!

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Fedor.

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Without a doubt.

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Watch the Brett Rodgers fight. It would look like that.

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Thats absolutely beautiful

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If Fedor avoided the power shots for 7-8 mins, his sambo would allow him to submit Francis via RNC. No way Francis can gas like he does against a guy like Theodore.

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Prime 2005 Fedor beats anyone brave enough to step in the ring with him.

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Another vote for Kertlebell Fedor

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I’ll do one better… nobody beats a tanned Theodore Emilliankles.

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