PUA Routine

This works for me:

Me: Want to help me out with some rape fantasies?

Random 10: No!!!

Me: That's the spirit!!!

It's gotten me a few slaps...but also a few rapes.
With a good lawyer it's perfectly legal!!

If you give your 2 wingmen a hole each then it's GRAPE 'cause there's a bunch of you.

Here's a routine that works for me.

Me:  Hey I'm a douchebag with insecurity issues.


yup..I know that & you know that, but it's our secret & if you tell anyone else I'll kill your dog.