This works for me:
Me: Want to help me out with some rape fantasies?
Random 10: No!!!
Me: That's the spirit!!!
It's gotten me a few slaps...but also a few rapes.
With a good lawyer it's perfectly legal!!
If you give your 2 wingmen a hole each then it's GRAPE 'cause there's a bunch of you.
Here's a routine that works for me.
Me: Hey I'm a douchebag with insecurity issues.
Random 10: WRONG FORUM ASSHOLE
yup..I know that & you know that, but it's our secret & if you tell anyone else I'll kill your dog.