<div class="Article" style="float: left;"> <table> <tr style="vertical-align: bottom;"> <td> <h3><a href="/go=news.detail&gid=449182" target="_blank"> Rogan will NOT be fighting CM Punk </a></h3> </td> </tr> </table> <a href="/go=news.detail&gid=449182" ><img class="photo" src="" /></a> <div style="clear: both; line-height: 1px;height: 1px;"> </div> </div> <p>With the announcement that the UFC had signed the "virgin nose" Phil "CM Punk" Brooks, the number of people who wanted to fight him was unprecedented.</p>
In cases like these, it may be useful to rely on The Cat in the Hat.
When you've mislaid a certain something, keep your cool and don't get hot.
Calculatus eliminatus is the best friend that you've got.
Calculatus eliminatus always helps an awful lot.
The way to find a missing something is to find out where it's not.
To figure out who Punk will be fighting, it may be useful to determine first who he isn't fighting. For example, dead people. Or, as this exchange between UFC performance bonus leader and color commentator Joe Rogan reveals, Rogan himself.
Joe Lauzon @JoeLauzon
Can we please see @joerogan welcome @CMPunk to the @UFC and be his first opponent?
Joe Rogan @joerogan
I would break that drug test like a hammer hitting a carnival bell in a bugs bunny cartoon.
So UG, who does this leave for Brooks to fight?
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