Schiavello is the best combat sports commentator on earth

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@PrideWasBetter please don’t ever make me hit you with that yellow card again

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While Michael Schiavello is not specifically known for UFC commentary, he is a renowned combat sports commentator, particularly in kickboxing and mixed martial arts promotions outside the UFC. His energetic and colorful style has earned him a following among fans. Here are a few quotes attributed to Michael Schiavello:

  1. “Liver kick! He’s hunting for that liver like he’s on a liver safari!”
  2. “Goodnight, Irene!”
  3. “He’s wobbly like a newborn giraffe on roller skates!”
  4. “This is like trying to hold onto a snake covered in oil. It’s so slippery!”
  5. “He’s throwing more knees than a bridesmaid at a wedding!”
  6. “He’s going after him like a pit bull chasing a pork chop!”
  7. “He’s got more hooks than a tackle box!”
  8. “He’s got more kick than a can-can dancer!”
  9. “He’s as busy as a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest!”
  10. “He’s using him like a Thai pad!”
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