Scott Coker: Lyoto Machida eyes Fedor Emelianenko

He better not aim at the American Gangster

He will get back on the Brazillian jungle juice and wreck shop 

USADA D1CK Pills -

He will get back on the Brazillian jungle juice and wreck shop 

UberChida destroys Sonnen and Fedor on the same night. No can defense roid rage Machida blitz style.

If Fedor got crane kick KO’d by Machida, I would stop watching MMA due to pure heartbreak.

So wait, machida got cut?

GoldbergsAdderall -

So wait, machida got cut?

Contract was up, he signed with Bellator, the UFC matched it but he already gave Bellator his word.

Fedor would kill him and throw his body in a pit in Moscow 

Fedor has problems with smaller, fast fighters.

Machida would not be an easy fight.

Machida will piece up Fedor. He’s to pin point and fast a striker and Fedor can’t take mild punches these days. Highlight reel KO for pee guzzler Machida!

tapestry -
GoldbergsAdderall -

So wait, machida got cut?

Contract was up, he signed with Bellator, the UFC matched it but he already gave Bellator his word.

Aka they had more lenient drug testing, the pay was the same, and he can get sponsorships.

Bellator is gonna look a lot more attractive to fighters

Machida via KD

TheDecider -

Machida via KD

Knock Dead as in Doug Marshall KD?

MarcusAurelioFan -
tapestry -
GoldbergsAdderall -

So wait, machida got cut?

Contract was up, he signed with Bellator, the UFC matched it but he already gave Bellator his word.

Aka they had more lenient drug testing, the pay was the same, and he can get sponsorships.

Bellator is gonna look a lot more attractive to fighters

More money+better quality of life?

lol easy decision 

Daaang now that's a fight. I actually like Fedor's chances.

Yeah, one of Fedor’s last fight should def be him chasing Machida around a fuckin cage for 15 minutes.

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Fedor would kill him and throw his body in a pit in Moscow 

Yup. 

If this fight happened in 1998. 

Man.....

Machida by karate kick