Shamwow & Slap Chop Vince appreciation

^^ so hate fuck the slap chop guy and be done with your anger.

Oh it doesn't end there, no sir.

billy mays vs. vince...who wins and how

vince gives billy mays AIDS. billy wins.

Slap chop review:

Its good for small stuff like garlic, but once you put anything like tomatoes, potatoes, etc in there, it gets caught in the blades.

I'd say save your money and use a knife instead. Plus trying to get stuff out of the blades can be pretty hazardous.

so Vince lied?

we have all been bamboozled

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Check out his recent arrest photos on smokinggun.com. Apparently had a brawl with some hooker in a Miami hotel.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham1.jpg

ShamWow pitchman Vince Shlomi was arrested on felony battery charges in Miami last month following a violent encounter with a hooker, according to The Smoking Gun:

Shlomi told cops he paid [Sasha] Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit...notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face.... After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the [hotel] lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse.
Harris is reportedly considering a lawsuit against Shlomi, though prosecutors "declined to file formal charges" against him.

For Chris:

damn Vince say it aint so... first razeman now this :-(