Sharpneing elbows and knee's?

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kind of a stupid question but the thought consumes my mind -- would it be possible to have a type of surgery where a fighter undergoes surgery to sharpen their bones more in the elbow and knee area to deliver deadlier blows delivered cuts?

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I feel like thatd hurt them more than their opponent Phone Post 3.0

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wouldn't that just cut through your own skin/tissue first? lol

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yes Phone Post 3.0

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No it would fucking slice right through your skin and then you would lose on the count of doctors stoppage lol. Phone Post 3.0

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gsp is not impressed with this question Phone Post 3.0

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I believe 61-72.7% of ufc fighters already had the surgery done. Phone Post 3.0

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This is why you shouldn't post under influence of drugs Phone Post 3.0

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Most people don't want their elbows too pointy because it looks bad in pictures. Phone Post 3.0

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dumbest thread of the month easily

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i am not saying for a fighter to get surgery and have their elbows or knees sharpened like a knife, but just more edged then usual. if urijah hall could go on with a fight on a broken toe and not be stopped, i'm sure other fighters can too, the blows from a more chiseled more edge knee or elbow would deliver effectively more damage and cuts and under


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Im too high for this shit Phone Post 3.0

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I had 2 elbow surgeries one from a bursa sac removal at 16 and then when I was 19 to reattach a Tendon I tore when I broke my arm throwing a spinning back fist.  It is very sharp and nasty now.  I have cut a lot of people on accident with it while grappling where normal shapped elbows would not of done the same.  

 

 

That being said this is still a really dumb post.  Vote down.  

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Sometimes there's threads on the UG that make me wonder if I'm the only 1 around here who isn't 14. And then I realize those threads are what make the UG the best!

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Try a bench grinder, OP. Phone Post 3.0

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If a dude can chop his dick off to fight as a woman, I guess this would be ok right?

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Nick diaz had sharpening eyebrows, but then got them taken back out

I thonk bonnar got a sharpening face Phone Post 3.0

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Paramount Donkey - I believe 61-72.7% of ufc fighters already had the surgery done. Phone Post 3.0
This! Elbow sharpening is the new TRT. Phone Post 3.0

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I remember my first joint. Take it slow OP Phone Post 3.0

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OP is on some X-Men type shit, trying to turn fighters into the Wolverine. Fuck man, why not go all Fantastic Four and try to inject a substance that would make your limbs more elastic. I bet that stretchy dude has a hell of a guard...