Stuff rogan says

Joe Rogan - 


You motherfuckers... :)


This might sound weird, but thanks for being you Joe!

"Something needs to be done about these fucking gloves." Phone Post

Go fuck yourself. Phone Post 3.0

Chareth Cutestory - THAT SUBMISSION IS LOCKED IN...and he slips out.

This! Nearly every time I hear Rohan say this, it leads to the guy slipping the submission. In all fairness, I do love his commentary style! Phone Post

He switches into a banana split !! Phone Post 3.0

Joe Rogan -


You motherfuckers... :)

He mad Phone Post 3.0

Oh.... yes! Thats it Mike, around the tip!!
Not so much of your teeth.
Thats it.
Wow Goldie, your really getting into this.
Oohhh Yes!!!
Stop, I don't want to finish yet. Phone Post 3.0

Have you seen a *insert animal name here*??? JESUS!!!

Blipty_Blurred - Oh.... yes! Thats it Mike, around the tip!!
Not so much of your teeth.
Thats it.
Wow Goldie, your really getting into this.
Oohhh Yes!!!
Stop, I don't want to finish yet. Phone Post 3.0

How Dare you! Phone Post

Ohhhhh...that got him in the groin.

That rocked him! Phone Post 3.0

Jerry Lee Lewis was CRAAAAZY......................he was CRAAAZY! Phone Post 3.0

"All you freak bitches" Phone Post 3.0

very awkward style of punching

OH, nice body shots

Sweet baby Jesus Phone Post 3.0

If you had to have a shot every time Rogan said "technical" you'd be hammered and will have passed out before the main event :D

OH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Phone Post

"_________(insert animal name) will eat your asshole."

Forgot the one and done.....

"Rape choke" Phone Post

Cunty Phone Post 3.0

"You know Mike, blood actually helps with chokes"