The Dana White transformation

Well God Damn… look at this guy go…

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Good for him. I read that he visited a mortality expert who told him he’d be dead within 10 years, and he decided then and there to get his shit right.

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Looking like King Kong Bundy in that lower left photo

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Not terribly impressive that a guy worth half a billion dollars got in shape. But good for him.

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Decent physique in the bottom right pic, but he doesn’t look healthy IMO.

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Growth is a helluva drug
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That doctor told him he was going to die because he’s abused steroids and growth hormone for years. He has gone up and down yearly for at least 10 or more years.

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That whole doctor telling him he was gonna die was him just promoting grant cardones 10x health system. Wouldn’t be surprised if Dana has a small ownership in it

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Grant Cardone???The conman?

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Imagine having literally all of the time, money and awesome resouces in the world, at your disposal.

Good for him.

I think at least 50% of the men here who know the blood, sweat and tears of working a shit job 40 hours a week, doing a diet on tuna and protein powder, and lifting in a sweaty, stinky gym at 9pm with no help to get a 2 pack could achieve similar results if given a billion dollars.

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The Dana White trans formation

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I said the same thing to my wife when I saw those pics, before creating this thread. Then I realized that as much as it is easier to get yourself into great shap with a half billion dollars in your account, it would be equally difficult for many of us, with all of the funner things you could be eating, drinking, and doing.

Nah, fuck that, life would be awesome if I had an awesome dietician and some world-class chef cooking all of my meals, loads of flexibility in schedule, and access to the best trainers in the country.

Ugh… it would also be awesome if I was just hanging out on a super yacht with nothing but 10’s, doing blow with them bitches, drinking masterful cocktails, and having my dick sucked under my protruding belly while some cunt cuts my AAA steak and forks it to me.

I’m conflicted. I suppose I’ll never know which version of me would come to be with $500 million in my pocket. But because of that, I give him credit for rockin the 6 pack at his age, which is my age.

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That’s why I put it at 50% of us.

You described the other 50% perfectly, not sure which half I would fall into myself.

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Thanks to @crowbar for original pic

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This. Also, is that a little bit of gyno in that lower right pic?