Take this bird and shove it.
UFC welterweight slugger Matt Brown has declared war on turkey, denouncing the âflightless buzzardsâ as âbullshit meat.â Instead, âThe Immortalâ MMA veteran wants families to gather âround the dinner table for a nice juicy brisket.
Happy Steaksgiving!
âSo excited to eat turkey again this year! Said no one ever⌠Iâm advocating again this year to make brisket the holiday meat,â Brown wrote on Twitter. âSteaksgiving! If Turkey was a decent meat we wouldnât only eat it once a year. Itâs only good for fucking deli meat.â
Supporters have started to flood Brownâs timeline with less traditional turkey recipes, like frying the bird in peanut oil. While itâs certainly an improvement over the old school âbake at 350 for 15 minutes per pound,â Brown argues itâs still inferior meat.
âNot cooking or eating this bullshit meat,â Brown continued. âIâll be eating grandmaâs ham or I would just order a damn pizza or something. Anything beats Turkey. Anything. The best fried Turkey ever isnât as good as fried chicken for one, or as good as a mediocre steak. This is not even subjective itâs very clear and obvious.â
I guess the finicky Brown wonât be having lunch at Liberty Tree Tavern inside Magic Kingdom at Disney World, where they crank out roasted turkey on a daily basis. And thatâs before we get to the Turkey Leg Cart in nearby Frontierland.
âLol so we inject it to change the taste of the inside and fry it to make the outside taste good,â Brown said. âOr I just throw a streak on grill for ten minutes because itâs actually a decent fucking meat. Turkey sucks so much you have to gravy the shit out of it to eat it. Point proven.â
I love steak but Iâm not sure it pairs with cornbread stuffing and cranberry sauce.
âEat it every week then. Oh thatâs right they donât even sell the trash the rest of the year due to lack of demand for garbage,â Brown said. âGoing to go teach Muay Thai at my gym now. Please continue the war against Turkey until real change has been made. Steaksgiving > Thanksgiving. Any meat > Turkey. Also UFC should have an event on Thanksgiving because MMA > football.â
I thought you meant the country
Ever pull a wishbone from a pizza?
Only if Iâm alone or with somebody
Spoken like a man who has grown tired of turkey after years of cutting weight! He is done with that shit! Good suggestion too about making brisket the holiday meat, a good Texas style smoked prime brisket is one of the best meats on the planet. He is right, fuck turkey, that is calorie counting weight cutting food not celebration food.
Thereâs a reason that bird has to be shared with many others and usually just once a year
Breakfast > Turkey Dinner
Itâs fine to shit on turkey lol but when you mention ham as an alternative you lose all credibility.
Brown knows whatâs up. Iâm reverse-searing prime ribeyes tomorrow for the family. Turkey is gay.
Yeah thatâs hard for average person to handle though unless youâre talking about just your small immediate family.
Itâs time-consuming a bit, yeah, but I find baking a turkey is harder, constantly basting, etc., You can bake some steaks to 120-140 degrees in the oven for 40 minutes or so on low heat (250-275), then reverse-sear them in a cast iron skillet a few at a time, 3-4 steaks (depending on size), wrap them in foil and keep on searing. Iâve done 10 steaks in shorter time than it would take to do a huge turkey. I agree though, it all depends on the size of your gathering.
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I thought you were talking about a Greek person declaring war on Turkey
In other news, Matt Hughes has said eggs over easy can go fuck themselves and he no longer considers them part of the Country Breakfast Family.