The Tito Ortiz Way of Opening a Container

Tito reading from a teleprompter:

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Lol, Mir is a fucking oak.

I just read his wiki. Somehow his hilarious political demise had evaded my radar. He filed for unemployment in 2021 while a member of the huntington beach city council, having a net worth of approximately $20 million, and resigned 4 months later, less than 6 months after being sworn in.

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yeah, the entire thing was an unmitigated disaster…which was easily predictable

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Lol no shit.

Says a lot about Huntington that they elected him.

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one of my favorite moments of his brief political career was when he seconded a motion, and then voted against it.

One dude was like…are you sure? lol

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He is the gift that keeps giving

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“Tito Ortiz makes Oscar De La Hoya seem like Elon Musk” - Dana White

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The only moment of his political career i know was when as one of his first acts as mayor pro tempore, he nominated the same person to fill two positions in his administration.

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I posted all 12 vids of his “Political career” in this thread Nd he fucks up in every vid

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Tito should become a celebrity attorney next.

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I have been tring to draw a picture of Tito for like 2 weeks. I cant for.thw life of me figure.it out.

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You have to use your “Get The Gist” filter with Tito. He stumbles over words and fucks up what he’s trying to say, buy you get the gist. We know what he meant.

People actually do that a lot in everyday life and everyone just rolls with it. You don’t want to be the guy that calls it out. It’s uncool and trifling. It’s funny on the internet though. Tito himself probably laughs at these vids.

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He’s like the verbal version of one of those magic eye posters.

If you just blur your hearing, you’ll catch the drift.

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It’s like whenever they announced fighters in Pride FC by last name or something first.

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i urge everyone to resist this thinking.

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