The Tito Ortiz Way of Opening a Container

This came up in my feed. Lol. Haven’t seen it before.

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Oh shit, there’s more. I’m crying over here lol

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fuck in hell, you have to be a moran to open a container like that. irony is, he’s trying to look clever.

his onion cutting is inspirational, but again he has to go half-Tito by using a ridiculous, unnecessary blade. i cant watch his full-Tito videos anymore lol

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Jesus christ these are hard to watch but you cant look away

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Jesus I hope he’s only cooking for himself with all those knife cuts on his fingers lol

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Reminds me of the Polack joke with a lightbulb

How many polacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
4… 1 to hold the lightbulb, the other three to spin him around until the lightbulb is in

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what in the actual fuck is he doing, he’s going to cut the end of a finger off…my kids know how to use a knife better than that

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Breaking news: Tito Ortiz discovers a new way of opening a car door by lifting the vehicle and pivoting it away from the stationary door.

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How in the fuck does he still have all his fingers?!

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Tune in for more life hacks from Tito Ortiz

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Lemme Help CR

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My three year old did this yesterday with a bottle of peach juice

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Lol at his sliced finger cutting the onions.

Blood and onions!

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This is called Living Death

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“Never go full-Tito”

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This channel is pure gold

I actually am starting to feel bad for Tito lately

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I Dont Feel so Bad Now :slight_smile:

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