This came up in my feed. Lol. Haven’t seen it before.
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Oh shit, there’s more. I’m crying over here lol
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fuck in hell, you have to be a moran to open a container like that. irony is, he’s trying to look clever.
his onion cutting is inspirational, but again he has to go half-Tito by using a ridiculous, unnecessary blade. i cant watch his full-Tito videos anymore lol
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Jesus christ these are hard to watch but you cant look away
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Jesus I hope he’s only cooking for himself with all those knife cuts on his fingers lol
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Reminds me of the Polack joke with a lightbulb
How many polacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
4… 1 to hold the lightbulb, the other three to spin him around until the lightbulb is in
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what in the actual fuck is he doing, he’s going to cut the end of a finger off…my kids know how to use a knife better than that
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Breaking news: Tito Ortiz discovers a new way of opening a car door by lifting the vehicle and pivoting it away from the stationary door.
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How in the fuck does he still have all his fingers?!
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Tune in for more life hacks from Tito Ortiz
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My three year old did this yesterday with a bottle of peach juice
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Lol at his sliced finger cutting the onions.
Blood and onions!
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This is called Living Death
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“Never go full-Tito”
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This channel is pure gold
I actually am starting to feel bad for Tito lately
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I Dont Feel so Bad Now 
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