Isnt that impressive to stay conscious at 9g?
So im og-ing on my phone, on my data plan. On my work computer, which im not logged in on YT, i went to youtube.com and the first recommended video was “nose to the clean stone” - tito ortiz.
Tito is like a collection of Malapropisms
That’s his semi-retarded brain combining two phrases into one.
hahahahahahahahahhaha
These are great lol
how many titos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5: 1 to hold the bulb, and 4 to turn the ladder
Brillliant
Tito doesn’t hit the mitts, he gets the mitts to hit his fists.
Cod. He truly is a simple bastard.
I’ve never seen an onion cut so poorly, dangerously, and clumsily.
The fact that he felt inclined to share it with the world as a life hack or something doubles down on the stupidity.
This is amazing
Wait, a lot of the posts in this thread got deleted since last night
WTF lol
I mean his idea is kinda great but executed poorly i was literally watching and waiting until some big cut happens… and already bloody fingers is cherry on top
Lol if he did everything on purpose, he would be a genius
I think you may be jumping between two different threads
hah, maybe? Didn’t even realize there were two
edit: duh…
It all blended into dumbass tito clips!
Hahahahahahahha This says it all
Chuck is wondering if he is alone in wondering what the fuck those words are supposed to mean
lmao
He’s stil richer and more successful than any of us.