The Tito Ortiz Way of Opening a Container

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Isnt that impressive to stay conscious at 9g?

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So im og-ing on my phone, on my data plan. On my work computer, which im not logged in on YT, i went to youtube.com and the first recommended video was “nose to the clean stone” - tito ortiz.

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Tito is like a collection of Malapropisms

That’s his semi-retarded brain combining two phrases into one.

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hahahahahahahahahhaha

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These are great lol

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how many titos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5: 1 to hold the bulb, and 4 to turn the ladder

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Brillliant

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Tito doesn’t hit the mitts, he gets the mitts to hit his fists.

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Cod. He truly is a simple bastard.

I’ve never seen an onion cut so poorly, dangerously, and clumsily.

The fact that he felt inclined to share it with the world as a life hack or something doubles down on the stupidity.

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This is amazing

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Wait, a lot of the posts in this thread got deleted since last night

WTF lol

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I mean his idea is kinda great but executed poorly :laughing: i was literally watching and waiting until some big cut happens… and already bloody fingers is cherry on top :joy:
Lol if he did everything on purpose, he would be a genius

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I think you may be jumping between two different threads :laughing:

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hah, maybe? Didn’t even realize there were two

edit: duh…

It all blended into dumbass tito clips!

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“My body hasn’t matured great”…
Chuck looking around like what the fuck is he trying to say.

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Hahahahahahahha This says it all

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Marco Pierre White would like a word with him!

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Chuck is wondering if he is alone in wondering what the fuck those words are supposed to mean

lmao

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He’s stil richer and more successful than any of us.

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