Not laughing at his success…having a chuckle at his ability to jumble and say words wrong with perfect timing and extraordinary confidence.
He really is incredible
He didnt make that money on his ability to craft complete, sensible sentences
Fucking guy brings a Somalian pirates blade to the kitchen to dice up an onion.
Hilarious
Chuck is looking at the hosts like can we go to commercial?
No one wishes anything bad on Tito. He’s an MMA legend and has most of our respect. All that being said: he’s a fucking moron.
Dana would say he’s been like this even before fighting so, who knows.
That’s his twin brother Toto
This thread makes me like Tito even more
Might be the #1 unintentional comedian of our time
Well, Marco Pierre White was trained at Le Cordon Bleu, while Tito was trained at Naugles.
Different schools of thought.
Classic
Yep. Credit where credit is due, he had two drug addicts for parents and still went on to make something of himself.
Or in the words of Tito…
“Growing up, I had two deadbeat parents, and that taught me that - if I wanted to succeed - I needed to be twice as good as them by at least half as much!”
Tito owns u
He “took a lot of slack”
This guy is a gold mine of malpropisms
Holy shit is that hilarious! He’s using a dull ass machete to boot!
Gold. Tito is definitely verbally dyslexic