Not laughing at his success…having a chuckle at his ability to jumble and say words wrong with perfect timing and extraordinary confidence.
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He really is incredible
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He didnt make that money on his ability to craft complete, sensible sentences
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Fucking guy brings a Somalian pirates blade to the kitchen to dice up an onion.
Hilarious
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Chuck is looking at the hosts like can we go to commercial?
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No one wishes anything bad on Tito. He’s an MMA legend and has most of our respect. All that being said: he’s a fucking moron.
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Dana would say he’s been like this even before fighting so, who knows.
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That’s his twin brother Toto
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This thread makes me like Tito even more
Might be the #1 unintentional comedian of our time
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Well, Marco Pierre White was trained at Le Cordon Bleu, while Tito was trained at Naugles.
Different schools of thought.
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Classic
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Yep. Credit where credit is due, he had two drug addicts for parents and still went on to make something of himself.
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Or in the words of Tito…
“Growing up, I had two deadbeat parents, and that taught me that - if I wanted to succeed - I needed to be twice as good as them by at least half as much!”
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Tito owns u
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He “took a lot of slack”
This guy is a gold mine of malpropisms
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Holy shit is that hilarious! He’s using a dull ass machete to boot!
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Gold. Tito is definitely verbally dyslexic
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