The Tito Ortiz Way of Opening a Container

Not laughing at his success…having a chuckle at his ability to jumble and say words wrong with perfect timing and extraordinary confidence.

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He really is incredible

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He didnt make that money on his ability to craft complete, sensible sentences

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Fucking guy brings a Somalian pirates blade to the kitchen to dice up an onion.

Hilarious

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Chuck is looking at the hosts like can we go to commercial?

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No one wishes anything bad on Tito. He’s an MMA legend and has most of our respect. All that being said: he’s a fucking moron.

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Dana would say he’s been like this even before fighting so, who knows.

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That’s his twin brother Toto

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This thread makes me like Tito even more

Might be the #1 unintentional comedian of our time

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Well, Marco Pierre White was trained at Le Cordon Bleu, while Tito was trained at Naugles.

Different schools of thought.

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Classic

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Yep. Credit where credit is due, he had two drug addicts for parents and still went on to make something of himself.

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Or in the words of Tito…

“Growing up, I had two deadbeat parents, and that taught me that - if I wanted to succeed - I needed to be twice as good as them by at least half as much!”

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Instant karma got me. Prepping kohlrabi for later:

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Tito owns u

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He “took a lot of slack”

This guy is a gold mine of malpropisms

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Holy shit is that hilarious! He’s using a dull ass machete to boot!

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Gold. Tito is definitely verbally dyslexic

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