The Tito Ortiz Way of Opening a Container

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Tito wants to be a smart guy so bad. And the harder he tries to sound smart the dumber he sounds.

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i think he’s just an aspiring english speaker. is it his first language. sure. but we all learn at our own pace.

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You gotta put in that weekly work every day even if English is your mother’s tongue.

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Can we put together an app that Titofies English?

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That was amazing.

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A comment on Reddit said “ Tito holds his Christmas present and shakes his head to guess what’s inside.”

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You know you’re a fucking dumbass when youtube provides this autocomplete when your name is entered in the search box.

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Never gets old…

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If a person did a shot every time Tito said “actually” or “future” they would be drunk as fook.

Good thing Cyborg’s English wasn’t good back then or she would have shit herself listening to Tito guide her career.

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hey let’s not watch Tito getting hit and beaten up. this is a tribute thread. we all love him for his services to MMA, the lucky and wise electorate of Huntington Beach, California and the gentle anomalies he causes within the English language.

we are not here to revel in his physical suffering. only his struggles with science, logic and academia.

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You’re missing the fact that he falls dumb.

Posted multiple times, but my all time fav:

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Raheem’s questioning himself as the end is priceless.

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I’m a fan of your contributions sir. and respectfully disagree. you’re calling him a cunt for how he falls over when he gets ping’d. this thread is for pointing out the incredible dumb shit he does while sober, ready and at the wheel.

no disrespect intended, not trying to score points on you.

I saw this comment today on the clip of him explaining his restaurant’s opening hours: -

“The restaurant only serves grapes and wine (served just out of reach so you have to really reach for them) and you’re not allowed to leave until you outlive your children.”

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He can do things while unconscious that we can’t even do while conscious.

Maybe he’s a genius after all?

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