This damn grappling thing!

Underground BJJ Ground
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So my gf are on the couch making out and talking while watching some tv. I am on top and between her legs and I start thinking of ways to pass her guard WTF! Then later on she is on top of me (mount)and I start thinking "she is giving me to much space, her base is totally off, I could easily escape this." ahhhh!

Please tell me this is normal and that many of you have experienced this. Please tell me that later on I won't need to wear a gi and have to be watching the mundials on dvd in order to get of.

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I feel bad for your training partners. :(

3

Seek immediate help:)

4

Doesn't happen to me. I guess you're weird.

5

Hate to say it, but you're on your own on this one.

6

It think you underestimate you girlfriend - she never allows me to pass her guard.

Hay Oh!

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Stop thinking about your bjj instructor and you wont feel like making out.

8

State the age,rank, and lineage of the gf,. Photos would also be appreciated.

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not bjj... but in judo when i was young and dumb i once accidently threw my gf in the middle of campus with a footsweep. dropped her right on her ass, hard, and that was only after realizing that she was airborn and trying to catch her as best i could.

all this because she put her arm around my back.

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since 1999 i've put subs on every gf i've had, nothing gives me more satisfaction than putting on an achielles lock on them and making them cry.

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bj....j

12

OK to think about Jiu Jitsu during sex.

NOT OK to think about sex during Jiu Jitsu!

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I wonder if in the middle of sex, Chuck Norris ever thought to himself, "she is totally not defending her chest, I could rip out her heart and stuff it down her throat."