"Tap, tap, tap... SAMBA MOTHERFUCKER!"
icon115 - it's awesome when you on top position (mount/side mount) then you just start taking fuzz off your gi or start checking your nails or something then you say "don't mind me, just tell me when you're ready" of course I can only do this to white belts! lol
I do somethinglike that, too!
Hold someone in scarf and shake head over their face, dripping sweat in and around their unprotected eyes/mouth...and laugh.
When a guy comes in with the Fohawk,ink,half a GI,and says he fighting in the next big MMA event but tells you he has an injury and wants to go light lmao!
The best is balling up and saying nothing at all
Then bust out the Telles Turtle Guard sweeps over and over!
after about 10 sweeps tell him how great he is and how far he will go in MMA and that he will be the next gsp.....
this is the one i'm known for at my dojo. when i have them in a controlled submission (especially the twister), i explain that the only way im going to let go is if they call me "master". no tapping, no other verbal taps. the stubborn ones try to fight for a bit but eventually they all say master because they don't want to get hurt. i've had more than a few guys try to fight me over this. lol.
So you would injure a guy if he didn't call you master?
What an awesome training partner you are.
ultimatestreetfighter - this is the one i'm known for at my dojo. when i have them in a controlled submission (especially the twister), i explain that the only way im going to let go is if they call me "master". no tapping, no other verbal taps. the stubborn ones try to fight for a bit but eventually they all say master because they don't want to get hurt. i've had more than a few guys try to fight me over this. lol.
what i do with my friends and training partners is trash talk..which is fun..comical and has been a part of my athletic vocabulary since I was a kid
there is a difference between that and this (and some others people posted)
Thats humiliation..
Trash talking should result in the two of you cracking up afterward and calling each a dick and then sayin 'that was funny dude'
Some of these posted will make you kind of hated and make people wish a serious beatdown upon you
T-Ham - So you would injure a guy if he didn't call you master?
What an awesome training partner you are.
wouldn't injure. never got to that point. it's usually a situation when the submission is CONTROLLED. so i can increase pressure and decrease pressure as needed.
you guys need to lighten up.
i don't trash talk unless it's the other brown or other higher belts who will give you a competetive roll. even then it's just ball busting.
if you try the "master" schtick at some schools, you'll be asked to roll nicely by one of the enforcers and then proceed to have your balls fed to you for the next 30 minutes. Oh, you want a different partner after each round? can't oblige. consider it an honor...
"do I smell a Triangle"
Instructor likes to take side control or mount and stuff guys head into his gi. He calls it Greenhouse Effect
I like to get an inverted triangle and tell them to tap or I'll fart
"Why you always hitting me with weak-ass open-handed palm strikes when I got you in a submission? That's some pussy shit right there."
Hargreaves - When a guy comes in with the Fohawk,.
faux-hawk
Self Defense is a large part of the curriculum at our school, and my new thing lately is to try and get guys into our control position, (face down, arm behind their back) and talk them into the calm down position, "please give me your other arm, calm down please, turn your head away sir, thank you, bend your knees, and cross your ankles, I'd like you to calm down sir. Could you please say "I tap"."
Fun way to practice self defense during a roll.
:)
also pretty funny.