inspired by a post from GM Shen:
"One great thing about getting older and being a BB or whatever is it opens completely new avenues for sh!t talking:
"How old are you?"
"22"
"22?!? Man, I don't know about you but when I was 22 I would NOT have been able to handle being beaten by a guy in his 40s who works in a cubicle! That would have driven me CRAZY, but you seem fine with it."
etc. "
"And I tell them how I legitimately feel bad for them losing so easily to someone so old and not nearly as fit.
I'll respectfully inquire if they have any "physical disabilities" that would explain the disparity in performance."
I'm sure this happens between good training partners. Tell me about your favorite line UG?
Does your husband trane as well?
you've been training that long and you're still a blue belt? interesting ....
I like cussing out the brazilian guys in portuguese, that really turns the training up a notch.
Me: Your guard is like the parkway
Them: Why
Me: Cuz its EZ pass
(for the east coasters)
Me: You should go to Home Depot for some cement
Them: Why
Me: For that hole in your guard
my threads I foresee some gems coming out of this thread!
Are you serious? (with whatever sweep, sub, pass, etc...)
After I put you to sleep, I'm gonna work it out with your mom.
Professor told me that you have to give back your belt.
How taste my pee pee, when north south.
We are just doing this.
Or I just start laughing at everything training partner does, that is always a good one.
I only do this when I roll with Ricco Rodriguez(name droppin!!) but. If I sweep him or whatever we talk like we're playing street basket ball. Stuff like "Gimiie my 2 bitch!!" etc... 
How much do you weight?
You are very strong
You are very explosive
Like my gi? It's made from your mom's pubic hair.
Shhh. Just let it happen.
I'm gonna fuck you until you love me.
"Daddy loves you" - "I like your new conditioner" - "Just tap, it will all be over soon".
you look like you should be way stronger than you are
"Did you REALLY think that would work on me?"
Have to use some of these lol
"See what I just did there?"
"Are you serious with that?"
"That's not my cup, by the way"
I also like to blow in people's ears all creepy like, tickle them, or comb their hair with my hand when I'm glued onto their back or on top of side control.
"I also like to blow in people's ears all creepy like, tickle them, or comb their hair with my hand when I'm glued onto their back or on top of side control.
This is the worst. Dudes get comfortable w you then the ghey comes out, its not even funny.
it's awesome when you on top position (mount/side mount) then you just start taking fuzz off your gi or start checking your nails or something then you say "don't mind me, just tell me when you're ready" of course I can only do this to white belts! lol
Shhh. Just let it happen.
I'm gonna fuck you until you love me.
LOL
raleigh - "I also like to blow in people's ears all creepy like, tickle them, or comb their hair with my hand when I'm glued onto their back or on top of side control.
This is the worst. Dudes get comfortable w you then the ghey comes out, its not even funny.
Ive rolled with a couple guys like that.
It's ghey as fuck.
You feel slow today. Did u workout earlier.