So yesterday I had a baseball game (thread on the Little League Forum)
My dad's there, reminding me to stay on the bag.
I wander off a couple steps, he says a little louder "Get on the bag"
I kind of lose interest (I do that since I'm 12) and take a small lead
He says "GET ON THE BAG!!"
Now all I hear him saying is "I WILL CHAIN YOU TO A PIPE IN A CRAWL SPACE IF YOU DON'T GET ON THE DAMN BAG!!"
But then I got picked off, so if anyone's in the first base area I'll let you borrow my glove when I'm not using it.
Holla.