Trump would knock Biden on his ass.. -185 favorite

Yes, no women other than hookers value money over sexual attractiveness. You never see a rich old guy with a nice babe.

StretchPlum - Yes, no women other than hookers value money over sexual attractiveness. You never see a rich old guy with a nice babe.

If they are fucking him because of the money, they are by definition , hookers.  All rich old fucks can find some hooker to fuck. 

Boom Boom Mancino -

anyone who buys the Trump 'tough guy' act out there interested in some tropical oceanfront property in the middle of Antarctica? (not that Biden's any better, probably)

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lol this all day.  I am pretty sure the guys saying Trump are just trolling although the internet is full of idiots these days.

Osbot - 

This shit should go down in Wreslemania.

Biden has Trump on the ropes, he drops a popular peoples elbow (dems won the popular vote) on Trump, and sweeps in to get the 1-2-3, but at the last second Trump jerks to life and beats the count. 

Trump scrambles around on all 4's, and Biden starts to get get cocky, thinking it's all wrapped up. Trump then sneakily shoots a hand out in what what might look like he is heiling the führer, and eye pokes Biden. The ref doesn't see it (The Ref is special guest Ref VLADIMIR PUTIN)

The Teflon Don then proceeds to pin Biden and, just like his presidential win, defeats the popular vote!

The camera pans to the crowd, and there is Hillary, complaining that Trump was undeserving of winning, and then it pans to the ring, and zooms in on Biden, and there is a look of fury on his face, his eyes are like two flaming pits from hell, and you know, you know that there will be a rematch, and Biden will plan something devious!

LOL

A tag-team version of this would be great: Trump/Putin vs Biden/Mueller.

Can Trump even throw a proper punch? Let's be honest he would never have the ability to putting anyone out.

Biden has a chance on the outside winging hail marys, once it hits the clinch it's sayonara for creepy joe. Orange julius pummels to double underhooks, bodylock and trip, then creepy joe goes down with a loss via broken hip.