Tyson Fury drunk as all fuck, falls face first outside pub

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Sheet GIF

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Partying with Tyson Fury and Jon Jones

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Clay Davis approves

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Typical Monday in UK :laughing:

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He is literally down to earth.

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4WD

Been there

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Greatest trio of comment, screen name, and avatar in UG history.

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About 2 or 3 months ago i found myself flat on my back on the floor having no idea why. I could barely move and it took ages to be able to roll over onto my stomach and to push myself back up to a standing position. I just assumed that id drank too much but it was very strange. I had no strength.
I thought that this is what happens when you die suddenly, your body just gives up the ghost with no apparent reason.

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Is your pussy still ok?

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We are about to find out

Excited I Like It GIF by LA Clippers

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He seems to be taking the loss to Usyk well

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Sounds like u may have been date raped…

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I’m so fuckin cold right now in Miami. My whole body aches. Bad tension in my traps and neck. Fucked up stomach.

I haven’t felt normal in a week. If I don’t get better in the next 48 hours, I’m going to get some fetenayl. I already technically died May 2022, but I can dose it properly now.

And I’m not withdrawing off anything. I actually don’t take drugs regularly. That’s why I’m pissed off I can’t figure out WTF is wrong!

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It’s fucking cold in Scotland right now and it’s meant to be summer.
I’m Off to the south of France then Spain in 11 days, can’t wait to get some heat

Maybe u should book a wee holiday, to one of the Carribbean islands?

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Miami forecast, seems warm, apart from the thunder

Oh this is celcius, so 30c is 86f

It’s 50f right now in Edinburgh Scotland

It’s 24° right now but with 100% rain. My whole head feels like a brick of cement. I am going to look for some Valium and sniff about 100mg, one shot, just to losen up the tension in my whole body.

its not fun to get that drunk

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