In between Thai clinches and rubber guards, Mike and Joe like to say stuff. You can make a pretty good drinking game out of it. The core rules are here (http://www.sackmikegoldberg.com/drinking-game). The 101 specific rules are as follows:
Take a drink if Mike or Joe…
…bring up B.J. Penn’s 3 foot pool jump.
…talk about Kenny Florian finishes fight.
…mention Florian’s loss to Sean Sherk.
…mentions Forrest fighting for $250, being a police officer, or continuing with a broken arm.
…reference “Shogun” Rua as being the #1 LHW in the world when Forrest beat him.
…talk about Silva’s BJJ black belt from the Nogueira brothers.
…bring up Anderson Silva’s elbow destruction of Tony Fryklund.
…describe Silva’s past two fights as some form of “unmotivated”, “lackadaisical”, or “disappointing.”
…references Josh Neer’s amateur record.
…says, “That was weird,” if Kurt Pellegrino puts himself into Neer’s guard.
…use a Boston accent.
Take a drink…
…for every Affliction shirt worn by a fighter.
…if Diego Sanchez steps into the Octagon following the main event.
…every time you hear “I want B.J.’s belt!”
…for every Buffer 90/180.
Finish your drink…
…if Diego Sanchez says, “YUS!”
hilarious. If you really want to get shitfaced, drink everytime Goldberg says "Joe"
You can add a few to the category of Take a drink if Mike or Joe...
...Mention how BJ Penn's flexibility allows him to put his own leg behind his head without using his hands
...Mention how Penn received his BJJ blackbelt in just 3 years
...Say that now BJ trains like a true champion
...Discuss how Florian fought at middleweight during his run on The Ultimate Fighter
...Refer to the fact that Forrest Griffin fights best when he finds himself in the role of the underdog
...Use the phrase 'ballet of violence'
...Label Amir Sadollah as 'crafty'
The only problem with adding these is that everyone would blackout. That's not necessarily a problem if that's the ultimate goal.
Or when Joe says "world class jiu-jitsu" or "he's ROCKED!"
With rules like this I won't be conscious for the fights.
Take a drink everytime Mike Goldberg lists Kenny Florian's training partners at Sityodtong or Says Mark Dellagrotte.
....And you're wasted.
or if they make any comment about bj's physique that would prompt you to think "beep"
Finish a drink everytime Goldberg gives Rogan "bedroom eyes" when Rogan's talking to the camera, Goldberg says "Meteoric rise", or if Goldberg says "So you want to be an ultimate fighter!!"
bmoney - Finish a drink everytime Goldberg gives Rogan "bedroom eyes" when Rogan's talking to the camera, Goldberg says "Meteoric rise", or if Goldberg says "So you want to be an ultimate fighter!!"
I think it can be said that in our post TUF era, "So you wanna be an ultimate fighter" has officially replaced
"Welcome, to the U F C!" as Goldie's standard post-exchange comment.