Wearing a Gi to the beach

I need a volunteer to lead the train around town, holding my laptop up over their head like it is my championship belt.

Just use your gi-belt as as a nice, sumo-looking thong. very sexy. chicks love the banana hammocks!

I dont know about you, but my belt wouldnt be thick enough. Or long enough.

Wowwweeeee. Then the gi top will do just fine.