Weidman's worst injury ever? Zipping up his d*ck

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UFC champion Chris Weidman appeared on Huff Post Live and recalled the story of his worst injury. It was from childhood and mimics a famous scene in 'There's Something About Mary':

"I actually got my penis caught in my zipper when I was in first grade," Weidman said without blushing. "All these teachers come in and they're trying to get it off me, could not get it off. I became a UFC fighter, but the worst thing that comes to my head instantly is my penis getting caught in my zipper. That was the worst thing ever."

Weidman said the incident occurred while he was going to the bathroom and after it happened, the school principal, vice principal and paramedics were called in to help him out.

Unfortunately, Weidman must have zipped up with a lot of aggression because a few minutes later he was stripped bare and ended up being taken out of his school on a stretcher so he could go to the hospital for further care.

"The paramedics come in, they can't get it off, they're looking at each other like, 'I can't believe this,'" Weidman described. "Then they cut my jeans off completely, to where only things left (are) the zipper and me naked, including all my teachers and principal, everyone looking at me when I'm naked. It was terrible.

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Worst injury ever? Zipping up on Rockhold's dick.


- Zipper Phone Post 3.0

Rockhold has a huge one, Weidman doesn't have one

That dude in "There's Something About Mary" had a bad zipper/cock-and-balls injury.

Pretty funny. I like Weidman. Phone Post 3.0

ChrisAllen - Pretty funny. I like Weidman. Phone Post 3.0
Yeah, between this and his taking a dump in his girlfriends parents wastebasket in their house on their first date, he has quite a bit of funny stories. Phone Post 3.0

Ya, I call bullshit.. Phone Post 3.0

That was fucking hilarious the way he told it. I died when he brought up the lazy eye.

LOL.

This fucked up stories he tells actually make him come off really well Phone Post 3.0

Hocky Balboa - Worst injury ever? Zipping up on Rockhold's dick.


- Zipper Phone Post 3.0
Well VU...again lol Phone Post 3.0

Lol Phone Post 3.0

The birth of:

Chris "Frank and Beans" Weidman Phone Post 3.0

Not a fan.
Every time he talks, he comes off as a dick.
I wish he would zip it up. Phone Post 3.0

OCD_Rituals - Not a fan.
Every time he talks, he comes off as a dick.
I wish he would zip it up. Phone Post 3.0
Relax man. He's not that bad is he? Phone Post 3.0

OCD_Rituals - Not a fan.
Every time he talks, he comes off as a dick.
I wish he would zip it up. Phone Post 3.0

I'm a fan. I think he's super funny. probably be a blast to hang out with, get drunk and tell stories.

Well how the hell'd he get the beans above the frank? Phone Post 3.0

I didn't think I had this in common with him LOL. I still have a scar. I recall very vividly going to the teacher and then to the school nurse about it. At least it got me women action at 8! Not really but enough for the time ha ha

How the hell'd you get the frank below the beans? Phone Post

love it when people say weidman has no personality and point to him when they say conor deserves his keep.

Promote this man, he is fucking awesome! get him a monkey suit and a lambo and some chinese ray banz!