Weirdest MMA dreams?

Last night I dreamed that Dana made Stipe fight Mirko. Stipe pummeled Mirko and finished him in round 2. Then he cried at his post fight speech and said he didn't want to do it but Dana gave him such a huge win bonus that he couldn't refuse. Phone Post 3.0

I won a UFC fight via submission in a dream Phone Post 3.0

Probably that I might someday attend Rashad's after party, hear they rock! Phone Post 3.0

That I was a hair in Herb Deans longest dreadlock Phone Post 3.0

Armbarred a guys arm off. It was rather terrifying. Phone Post 3.0

about a year ago I dreamt that I ref'd Hendo vs Machida, but the outcome was Machida getting brutally seizure-leg kind of KO'd, and despite the fact it was a one punch KO I remember feeling so horrified with myself in the dream thinking I was just wayyyyyyyy too late stepping in...

I dreamt that I was Dennis Hallman's speedos at UFC 133. Things got slippery.

This reminded me of the gay dream about ken shamrock thread. Gold.

Seeing a lot of leg lock set ups in my dreams lately Phone Post 3.0

One night I had a dream I has was hanging out at the bar with Leonard Garcia. Just hanging out.

I'm not a fan of Garcia or anything. I'm not not a fan either. It was completely random.

Other than that, I don't dream about MMA.

During TUF 20 I had a bunch of dreams about Carla and Felice.(nothing sexual)and also a dream about Jessica Penne and I being chased by vampires.
I've always had crazy dreams and nightmares.

Moist Gracie - Just woke up, had a good one with none other than the baldfather himself.

Dreamt I was helping DFW do some match making, except we were randomly selecting match ups using what looked like scrabble tiles. On one side was the fighters name, and on the other his/her record. We had the name facing down so we could only see the record.

I recommended turning half face up so we could see the name, then randomly selecting opponents based only on record. I said, direct quote, "you have to select the right opponent based on record for a guy like Sage Northcutt!"

Then Sage knocked on the door dressed as a pizza delivery guy and asked if anyone ordered sausage. (Okay, this last part isn't true, but a guy can dream). Phone Post 3.0
It seems you had a MMA wet dream. Phone Post 3.0

Werdum was sitting there, eating a cheeseburger.

I asked him if he could show me some bjj moves.

He takes a bite of the burger, smiles and says, "no...you are not in shape. . too much of this for you" and he holds up the cheeseburger, smiles and takes another bite. Phone Post 3.0

pigpen - Werdum was sitting there, eating a cheeseburger.

I asked him if he could show me some bjj moves.

He takes a bite of the burger, smiles and says, "no...you are not in shape. . too much of this for you" and he holds up the cheeseburger, smiles and takes another bite. Phone Post 3.0
That's pretty funny. Especially if it was the Werdum face smile. Phone Post 3.0

pigpen - Werdum was sitting there, eating a cheeseburger.

I asked him if he could show me some bjj moves.

He takes a bite of the burger, smiles and says, "no...you are not in shape. . too much of this for you" and he holds up the cheeseburger, smiles and takes another bite. Phone Post 3.0

That seems like the kind of dream you'd later find out Werdum had at the exact same time.

This was awhile ago but I dreamt chael was working with me at Wendy's while training for his next fight Phone Post 3.0

I've had some weird ufc/MMA dreams. But I shit you not last Thursday I was up late making my pics for draft kings and pick em. And when I went to bed I had a dream that I was dating holly holm. I don't find her attractive or anything like that I don't even think it was a premonition because she wasn't the ufc champ but she was my woman and I was her man Phone Post 3.0

Askren won the UFC WW belt Phone Post 3.0