Just got home from my first Friday night bouncing at Banana Joe's. What a bunch of fuckin hoodlums! I RNC'd one guy all the way to sleep, armbarred another(I slipped in beer and we ended up on the ground), and threw countless out. Also lost my wallet in one of the scuffles and got all my money stolen. Fortunately I got my wallet back with everything still in it except my money. Driver's liscense still there, social security card, and bank card. I'm going to bed.
I was not all the way asleep either.
LOL If that was you Freddy then you've been doing some serious tanning!!!
yeah me and my girl got hated on alot last night for our jungle fever for each other. LOL Dudes would be like "He aint hittin' it right, he aint hittin' it right."
My girl would turn and say, "Oh yes he is. Much better than you could if you had the chance."
Blatant is in the blood. Once a black chick asked me after I told her I have a girlfriend, " don't you know black pussy betta than white pussy?" I was in middle school.
^^^I already did!
No Strangle, he's talking about some other chic, not your cousin!! SNAP!!! Oh the hits just keep coming!!
^^^verbal assalut by strangle in 3...2...1...
Strangle let the dogs out.
Yeah Stangle...you don't have to pay those UAB Cheeleaders, just let them out!
Dude, THAT was the girl from middle school.
verbally assaulting fullgheyJKD would be like Anderson Silva stopping by the race track fights and beating on some drunk redneck...not fair and totally unnecessary.
K- my email is
tewaggener@yahoo.com
send those puppies my way.
And that pic above....yeah I hit it!
lol...I didn't even think when i posted that...I had no intent of filthying up the forum...this time.
and you know we are down with the swirl, brown, and any other color that aint white!
Strangle: Hispanic
KeithRL: Asian
Hiza: Asian
JASON019: Blacko-Rican (is that right?lol)
Armhunter: Black
Gorilla G: Asian
Blazer: defies the forum and chases the white devil
BlazerIntraining: Anything on two legs with a heartbeat
edited to say: "anything on two legs with a heartbeat, age does not matter."
cockStrangle, this isn't middle school, the security guard isn't going to chase you away from the parking while your pants are down, go ahead and say what you want!
I mean, you could have said something more unique to this forum like "verbally assualting him would be like getting tapped out by a guy in Affliction shorts...cold, embarrassing, and yet fulfilling my spank bank when I throw down some mean self-hating dick skinning sessions".
FullBlast just came with them dum dum thundercats. Delivers a huge blow to the smack talk of Strangle.
wow..."cockstrangle"...weak sauce homes.
again, not worth my time SkeetKuneDo.
bro, you are starting to sound like the kid that gets challenged to a fight behind the gym after school.
"nah, I don't want to fight you, it's uh...not worth getting getting into trouble over"
Dude, I don't wear affliction shorts, don't be skeered!
and you are starting to sound like a weak sauce keyboard warrior hell bent on talking smack.
Try getting a more fulfilling job, a wife who weighs less than a duece and a half and a life filled with more "real" moments than jacking off in your mom's underwear while watching Star Wars in her basement.
Take a couple minutes away from the above activities and attempting to promote bum fights to reflect on your life, and you will realize there are a few certanties you need to become familiar with:
1. You are a complete douchebag.
2. You obviously are not worth my time to verbally destroy because I didn't even get remotely hard writing any of this.
You are gonna have to bring it a lot stronger than any of this weak shit you have posted to get me to really start dog-stomping you with any regularity on this forum.