"I touch myself" by the Divinyls, "My Ding-a-Ling" by Chuck Berry, Some chick signed me up for "man I feel like a woman" by shania twain and i changed the chorus to "man, I feel like a blow job", and a few other of the lines and it went over pretty well.
You also can't go wrong with Neil Diamond!
"back that ass up"
it only ghey if you know the names of nsync. come on man!