The 19 Yr old kid that was asking for a job on here? 
MonsterBalls - He's the president of UFC/G4 networks now. Dana hooked him up.
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That's impossible to top.
hes moved on to begging Bieber for a job
Im already in the pizza delivery field lol. And I'm the best there is.
GnerdyPersianDouche - He woke up today and changed his mind, and decided to pander for a job in the pizza delivery field.
Mozzarellate.
Needs less punctuation and coherent sentences IMO.