Kirik
Damn Severn
Deghani dear dehghani 
Dan "Hendo" Henderson for his dismantling of Skooter.
Never would have thought I'd see my name here so many times.
Thanks guys!
Too many to list, but off the top of my head...
FunakiMasakatsu#1
whislteblower
nhbguy
Eatonbeever
PRO ICE
Harlan Ellison
Rockwell
Sparkuri
Jimmersonzglove
HELWIG
DamnSevern
keylockarmbar
Thomase
Clintk9
Voorhees
... There are too many to list, so sorry if I forgot sombody. If I did, you know who you would be.
All these guys are consistantly great.
Golden boy 
TheRaider - Dan "Hendo" Henderson for his dismantling of Skooter.
lol. That should be up there for post of the year imo
Maybe forgot someone, but unfilter and Kevin McAllister are the top 10ers of all time.
Prime 2J2M
SuperCalo also cracks me up regularly
For scoops:
GB
HH
Bringers of Badassery:
Gordo
DamnSevern
Lookoutawhale
Shit, forgot KKM.
No such thing :)
KKM
Shit..
Calhoon is pretty damn good himself!
'Greatest of all time' does not mean 'greatest of the past couple of years', new people. I've been reading this forum since mid 2001, I'd say Kirik, Machine May, and OMA have risen above all others. Kirik for obvious reasons, Machine May for total driven insanity, and the Kimo thing alone would have put OMA in some kind of pantheon...
superCalo
CRE
Kimbos Lice!
superCalo is the uG G.O.a.T
Thanks for the shout out onepunchJD!
TheRaider - Dan "Hendo" Henderson for his dismantling of Skooter.
That was legendary
Off the top of my head:
2Jupes
Lookoutawhale
Gordo
DamnSevern
Edelweiss (MS Paint thread)
Ferox 13
The Persian Devil
EatonBeevor
TSGIGOR
Northern Hospitality
Screw it, I love all you guys, Merry Christmas everyone!
NarlyPersianDude?