so why is chuck norris the only one worthy of jokes. i believe Rickson is now worthy of Rickson Jokes..
Rickson does not sleep.. he waits..
Rickson can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Rickson is going to finally fight Sakuraba.
Why did Rickson cross the road?
Because Silva was on the same side as him.
Oh snap!
Rickson by armbar
Rickson doesn't churn butter. He armbars the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Rickson makes Onions cry
The Boogey Man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. Norris checks for Rickson.
Rickson is actually the 3 demons inside of Freddy!
When God needs a favor, he prays to Rickson.
Rickson's actual fight record is 412-0.
Nickman9000 - The Boogey Man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. Norris checks for Rickson.
haha.. the best so far.
Norris allowed Rickson to apply a triangle choke only to break open Rickson's legs like a virgin in a Russian prison just by flexing his mighty beard.
Norris by beard 0.01 of round one
ttt for later
Once a month Rickson fucks every woman of breeding age on earth.
They bleed for a week after.
rickson as a little boy comes home and says to his father,... everyone at school is calling me a backstreet boy!!!
helio: what , who, who is calling you a backstreet boy?
rickson: everyyyyyyyyyyyyy bodyyyyyyyy, yeah
if rickson plays soccer and fails to make a goal, on the replay, he makes it!!!
capthook - Rickson doesn't churn butter. He armbars the cows and the butter comes straight out.
teetbar, imo
"king kong aint got shit on me"- rickson gracie