Those are great. This just might be the best prediction thread ever.
The following lines are classic
Re: Chonan
"an awful crossbreed albino salmon kangaroo"
That would be even funnier if it weren't so accurate.
My new favourite.
"Acacio is from Chute Boxe, where kicks to the head are exchanged as a display of friendship"
Honoourable mention goes to the entire Edwards/Hansen description.
Awesome job once again Wombat.