(In that god-awful accent) "Hey, I know I beat the shit out of you even after you said I was going too hard, but you need to get up! He's on your back with both hooks in flattening you out, just stand up! I don't know how, I've never wrestled a day in my life based on my fights, but just stand up and win the fight really quick. Oh, you lost and you want to talk privately? Fine, I'll be a bitchy little cunt whose ego needs to be reassured and I'll lie about what you said in front of the team because they'll be dumb and stay behind me even though we've lost 4 straight. That will get me respect. Follow me on twitter for a great steak."
-Michelle "The Bitch" Spitsping, TUF 14 "coach"
PS. Do Brits not realize that when people in MMA train wrestling they aren't training pro wrestling? Fucking takedowns, how do they work?