Accidently farting while working a Traingle?

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Has anybody accidentally farted in someone's face while working a triangle? It's sort of embarrassing but satisfying at the same time.

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Lol.

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Its a legit submission, anything but strikes in jiu jitsu right?

Submission by methane intoxication.

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I've farted just before locking a triangle but never once it's in.

I've also been caught in a triangle by someone that apparently thinks not wiping his ass is a BJJ move.

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MVPnis - satisfying at the same time.
lmao sick fu*k.... But funny

 

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MVPnis - Has anybody accidentally farted .....


Accidentally? Then I would have to say no, I've never done it by accident.

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That's unsportsmanlike.

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MMArijuana - That's unsportsmanlike.


Especially when you eat egg whites and black beans for breakfast. It must raise the temperature in the room at least 5 degrees

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It's a good defense against the stack. Someone puts that kind of pressure on your stomach and you are not responsible for the consequences.

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"accidentally"

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Yeah, sure, "accidentally" lol

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on both sides: a nightmare

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 no but ive sharted while wrestling

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I think if you've wrestled, and haven't sharted at some point, you haven't wrestled enough :)

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I had a roommate fart once while his girlfriend was going down on him.

she didn't stop.

true story.

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i know..wrong forum asshole.

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story97 - I've also been caught in a triangle by someone that apparently thinks not wiping his ass is a BJJ move.
This might be the funniest thing I have ever read on here. Yet, it went unappreciated. Sad, if you ask me.

 

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story97 - I've farted just before locking a triangle but never once it's in.

I've also been caught in a triangle by someone that apparently thinks not wiping his ass is a BJJ move.


yea i rolled with an army ranger at a tourny and their whole team didnt bathe for a week they said. just fucking wrong i had grease marks on my gi and kid smelled like straight shit.

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 Best thread of the week.

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 vtfu