Well, if that's the way it is, then I guess the fighter that I have trained in MMA shouldn't be in the top 100 in there weight class. (Melvin Guillard aka The young Assassin) Oh, I forgot, you are not ranked!! HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Son, just because I don't fight MMA, doesn't mean that I don't train. I rolled in BJJ tounaments and recently got third in the super heavy at Smackdown in H-Town. I have fogotten more about this sport than you will ever know, simply because I, like most fighters, am willing to work my way up through the ranks. Get a life BITCH!!
As for the reference to my Mother, I know that I could beat your ass, and she whipped mine when I got in trouble, so I think she could take you. No need for me to defend her honor.