Tito!!!!!
I think it was a TERRIBLE mistake to leave the forum.
Listen to me, IHAVETOTALKFAST:
Have you SEEN what that fleshy canister of human filth Wes Sims has been saying about you???? Have you?? Right here on MMA.tv????? YOUR OLD STOMPING GROUNDS.
Look, man!
People are on his thread simply RAVING about him. "Wes is hilarious"
AND SO ON!
Just give me a second while I catch my breath.
NO! THERE ISN'T ANY TIME!
Tito, when you left the forum, you basically threw up a banner the size of an Easter Island head statute saying, "Come trash me on the UG. And, guess what? I'm not going to be there to defend myself."
Horrible, horrible, terrible mistake! Sonofab*tch this is bad.
The tides are swinging sideways. Currents of popular opinion are EDDYING and WHIRLING.
LOOK. AT. ME. WHEN. I'M. TALKING!
It's not too late, but DAMMIT.
Time is TICKING.
Defend yourself, FUTA1!
screams heavenwards
Someone call Tito. Does anyone know how to reach him?
GET IN YOUR CAR AND DRIVE.
Zamiel, go for help. I'll stay here in case he shows.
Someone's gotten into Mrs. Garrett's cooking sherry, methinks.
Pernicious, WTF are you babbling about?
Hand me those stakes. No, the other ones. The bigger ones.
Now help me mark out this helipad.
OK, next four people in the thread:
I need a ten kilometer perimeter. Just make it happen. Teams, alone, whatever. I don't want anything with a head larger than a squash getting through.
Check!
ShanTheMan, look ready!
I want you to team up with jobro. He's entirely too distracted to go it alone.
I need results, not excuses.
However, EXCELLENT IDEA JOBRO.
You are a GENIUS.
Do you have any rollerskates?
^ DO YOU SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE FORUM, TITO???????????
Sonofab*tch this is bad. Maybe irreversible. I DON'T KNOW.
email it to him
Ensanity, if you took the time to type "email it to him" when you have is email and could have simply EMAILED IT TO HIM,
God help me
I got the skates!
Why are you catching your breath?
Typing is no that hard.
nostripewhite:
You f*cking...
No, I'll be civil.
You miserable, uninformed cadet.
I typed my initial post in the ballpark of 120 words per minute. You can't conceive of the flowering oxygen vacuum that your heart becomes at that speed. You're probably content in the 50s or 60s. Not me.
So please, pull your weight or go join a war protest or something.
Men are working here.
Skate, ShanTheMan
SKATE LIKE THE WIND
LI'L ANTIDOTETTE GOTS BETTER ABS THAN YOU TITO! YOU FAT! NO RESPECT FOR YOU! NONE CAN SAVE YOU!
ANTIDOTE BY VICIOUS GNP RD 1. MANY BLOOD FROM TITO.
ttt for FUTA
2JupitersTooMany - Skate, ShanTheMan
SKATE LIKE THE WIND
I should've mentioned I can not skate for shit.