ATTN: UG FORUM..... LOOK!!!

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Well looky here what I found just laying around...... sheesh, someone coulda tripped over this thing..............................

LOL, You're great Momita!!

LOL and TTT

lmao, NOOO one cares about your little grudge. everyone just wants a sip of coke.

MAN this is a rough crowd!!

I have just the thing to take out the "rough" in things......*gets out sander**takes sip of vanilla coke*

Hey Swift vs Horning will be a great fight

BUUUUT

Nothing beats a vanilla coke.
(Except Momita's nurse outfit)

"Racer X, My sense of humor is much like your girlfriend's pussy... dry. j/k "

Well she wouldn't be so dry when you got there if you weren't so damn UGLY!j/k

Now you get the idea! ;)

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*gets nurses uniform on to dispense "medicine" to someones g/f*

Holy shit! LMAO

*notices the huge inflammed sores on both Adonis' and punchdrunk's lips, and wonder how much of the UG now has the herp.*
*hears someone say "you want a sip of this" and "how about a hit of this"*
*thinks briefly and politely replies "no thanks"*

jstrike - how did you know about my....

I mean, um...

WHAT YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT JSTRIKE!?!?!

*gasps*

*runs to sit in boiling tequila (worm included) to kill herp germs*

*then smears KY alllllllll over ma bodyyyyyyyyy so new herps will slide off*

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piss laden bong water taste way better then Diet Vanilla Coke. I think the only way people by that shit is on accident thinking it's coke.

Also Horning, I just read your profile. You are one of Shannon the Cannon's wins?