Can't blame Conner for trying to roll with Megan Fox

[Mushroom_Slap]

Please post a pic of your wife or gf and let us vote who we’d fuck more.

[Nick_Diaz_Army]

I don’t have a wife or GF. Does that mean I’m not allowed to have an opinion on women? I’m just not attracted to her sorry man lol

[McMahonKennedyVincent]

That’s a sick thought Sr. I’m gonna pretend I didn’t read that

[McMahonKennedyVincent]

[Unkind_Zuffa]

[the_decimator]

Imagining her in any other form is a discredit to what she was.

She exploded onto the scene for a reason, it wasn’t her brains…

It sucks what these women do to themselves these days…

And fuck the guys that are with them and go along with it, sure babe that would look great!

[ShanTheMan]

Salma got her jaw done way back when

[BobbyDigital420]

I wanna suck on that toe thumb!

[Capt.Murica]

You don’t? Glitter dick is what all the cool kids are into this year!

[Nick_Diaz_Army]

@BobbyDigital420

I wanna suck on that toe thumb!

[HYBRID_JON]

@Unkind_Zuffa

MGK probably has glitter on his dick.

Dave Chappelle could’ve guessed that…

[Region_Rat]

You’ve never even stood next to a girl that hot let alone talk to one. Her thumbs? Who cares. She is fucking her face up tho

[Region_Rat]

It didn’t do anything to his career

[Region_Rat]

White knight. She’s in it for money but he’s the bad guy for making a billion dollars. She obviously doesn’t care who he bangs which any woman married to a famous billionaire shouldn’t. But she also sold her integrity for his money.

[HYBRID_JON]

@steak_and_chicken

100% her face looks ruined, I really dislike the plastic look, it rarely works fir anyone. She was smoking hot in transformers and without the plastic maybe she would still be, chicks need to age gracefully and they can still be hot.

Not a fan of boob jobs either but can see why some get them, that’s a pass if not too extreme, Other than her face her body looked good in that dress, I am a guy still lol, but the face crap is a turn off

Her thumbs though, now that I can understand getting surgery for lol wish it was never pointed out, far worse than OG pointy elbows IMO

Speaking of aging, I need to google it as Salina Hayek I really hope didn’t get much plastic done, she is smoking still, if she did (other than tits) I think every celeb needs her surgeon

It worked wonders for Mickey Rourke

[steak_and_chicken]

Lol I don’t even remember what he looked like before, but damn he looks like shit

[HYBRID_JON]

@steak_and_chicken

Lol I don’t even remember what he looked like before, but damn he looks like shit

If you want to feel a little worse about yourself think about this, looking like a microwaved Botox experiment gone South he was still able to land Iron Man 2 and the wrestler

[BubblesNS]

When i saw this scene in the theatre my buddy leaned over and whispered, “If you look very closely there is a car in this shot.”

[HYBRID_JON]

@DesperateForCum

Why would you fuck with your face when you’re naturally that beautiful?

Now she’s just another aging plastic whore in a sea of plastic whores

For a second I thought I was still in the Nicki Minaj thread and I was going to question your interpretation of natural beauty. Then I realized we’re in the Megan Fox thread and I concur 1000%. You don’t fuck with something that looks as fine as she used to

[HYBRID_JON]

@DesperateForCum

Yeah it’s a real shame in her case, because part of her attractiveness was also her vibe; she projected serious sexual energy.

A girl like Jessica Alba is flawless esthetically but not very sexy to me. I’m sure she can’t fuck. She has no edge, there’s no craziness or passion in her eyes.

Megan had all of that but it’s hard to convey things like that with facial expressions when the botox is preventing you from moving the muscles in your face

I was about to give you a like, and then read

“Im sure she can’t fuck”

Unless you have video footage to show me otherwise don’t ever speak those words again. Dark Angel is whatever the fuck you want her to be…