DFW: I would Box Tito and win EASILY

Not this shit again

Dana fucking dickwad, after erasing Tito from existence on the records you just look like the leader of an organisation full of thermonuclear cunt douche stains

I'm not even a fan of Tito but what's right is right.

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"I would tongue punch Tito's fart box"

 

-Dana

I don't understand why people find this so hard to believe.

Dana may have been a 'failed boxer' but that still means he did nothing but train pure boxing for years before washing out and switching to 'boxercise'

He freely admits he'd get massacred in an MMA match vs Tito.

He is not talking about MMA striking either. Remember, he is talking about 'boxing', the sport.

Tito would not be able to clinch, muscle him around or hold him against the cage either.
Tito's footwork never advanced much at all, so not sure how he'd compensate for that. And Dana isn't saying he'd KO him dead, he's saying he'd win under boxing rules.

So how would Tito do in a pure boxing match against a boxer ...even one that wasn't good enough to get anywhere in the pro ranks ?

And he had his chance to show everyone.
He goaded Dana into signing an agreement to do a public boxing match as part of a contract signing.
The entire event was setup, licenses were obtained, Dana trained for months ....for Tito to pull out of a free match that he himself demanded his boss participate in?



Herman Munster - Dana would have been more competitive on the feet with Chuck than Tito was. Who knows, maybe Dana could have out boxed Chuck. Hell, why not even have a grudge boxing match with Captain America. Randy was better than Tito on the feet, but not as good as Chuck. That means Dana and Randy should match up just fine. Randy should call his ass out. Dana, where you at, Mother Fucker. Now why not Dana and Diaz for $500 k. Actually while I'm here, I'd also be all for GSP putting a straight boxing clinic via the jab (right hand tied behind his back) on Dana's stupid ass, Too bad Dana didn't want to be a tuckin fighter. Looks like the combat sports world has missed out on a serious stand up sensei.

the sad thing is him fighting(boxing) any one of those guys on a card would be one of the biggest ppv ever prob. lol.

Meatgrinder - 


This is so old....And respect to Dana for taking that challenge seriously. He was good to go and Tito ducked.


wait a minute,somebody got paid for that shit show and tito wasnt getting a dime.

He's in his 40s and likely never competed at even the lowest level of amateur boxing, and certainly hasn't fought in 20+ years. I saw one former professional champion in the 80s try to hit the mitts in 2002 or so and he was really bad. He even laughed about how bad he was.

Baldilocks is fooling himself if he thinks he could get in the ring and do even moderately okay.

chokeyou - Maybe focus less on your boxing skills and more and the abortion which is the UFC's ratings...

The ratings are doing just fine, last Fox show was #1 in the key demo and the UFC is the best program FS1 has. Look at the numbers before saying stupid shit. F'n shills!

Madrugadao - 
FingerorMoon - I don't understand why people find this so hard to believe.

Dana may have been a 'failed boxer' but that still means he did nothing but train pure boxing for years before washing out and switching to 'boxercise'

He freely admits he'd get massacred in an MMA match vs Tito.

He is not talking about MMA striking either. Remember, he is talking about 'boxing', the sport.

Tito would not be able to clinch, muscle him around or hold him against the cage either.
Tito's footwork never advanced much at all, so not sure how he'd compensate for that. And Dana isn't saying he'd KO him dead, he's saying he'd win under boxing rules.

So how would Tito do in a pure boxing match against a boxer ...even one that wasn't good enough to get anywhere in the pro ranks ?

And he had his chance to show everyone.
He goaded Dana into signing an agreement to do a public boxing match as part of a contract signing.
The entire event was setup, licenses were obtained, Dana trained for months ....for Tito to pull out of a free match that he himself demanded his boss participate in?




If he was a failed boxer who had a record we could look up, maybe there would be some debate here.

(We will ignore the fact he probably would have been about 50 pounds lighter at his 'fighting' weight.)

So we are left with a failed boxercise instructor, who had been living a sedentary life for fuck knows how long, going against a professional MMA fighter. (Champ or ex champ at that).

I know where my money would be.


All very valid points.

He may in fact be lying about his past.
...but Tito knows him very well, and I don't think Tito would have suddenly pulled out and looked very bad in the process of doing so, if he in fact knew Dana was full of shit in that regard.

FingerorMoon - 
Madrugadao - 
FingerorMoon - I don't understand why people find this so hard to believe.

Dana may have been a 'failed boxer' but that still means he did nothing but train pure boxing for years before washing out and switching to 'boxercise'

He freely admits he'd get massacred in an MMA match vs Tito.

He is not talking about MMA striking either. Remember, he is talking about 'boxing', the sport.

Tito would not be able to clinch, muscle him around or hold him against the cage either.
Tito's footwork never advanced much at all, so not sure how he'd compensate for that. And Dana isn't saying he'd KO him dead, he's saying he'd win under boxing rules.

So how would Tito do in a pure boxing match against a boxer ...even one that wasn't good enough to get anywhere in the pro ranks ?

And he had his chance to show everyone.
He goaded Dana into signing an agreement to do a public boxing match as part of a contract signing.
The entire event was setup, licenses were obtained, Dana trained for months ....for Tito to pull out of a free match that he himself demanded his boss participate in?



 
    <br />
    <span class="User-180893" id="userPost49269319"><span class="User-312095" id="userPost49268901">If he was a failed boxer who had a record we could look up, maybe there would be some debate here.<br />
    <br />
    (We will ignore the fact he probably would have been about 50 pounds lighter at his 'fighting' weight.)<br />
    <br />
    So we are left with a failed boxercise instructor, who had been living a sedentary life for fuck knows how long, going against a professional MMA fighter. (Champ or ex champ at that).<br />
    <br />
    I know where my money would be.</span></span></blockquote>
<br />
<br />
<span class="User-180893" id="userPost49269319">All very valid points.<br />
<br />
He may in fact be lying about his past.<br />
...but Tito knows him very well, and I don't think Tito would have suddenly pulled out and looked very bad in the process of doing so, if he in fact knew Dana was full of shit in that regard.</span><br />
&nbsp;</blockquote>

 

Tito gains nothing from beating up Dana and could have lost his reputation on a fluke. People can say he bitched out, but the gains and losses were not in any way equal.

 

 

Dana would have used any positive outcome in that match to brag about being tough like the fighters and dog Tito forever and "Way to step up and get in there" if he loses.

 

Tito gets "Well you're a fighter, you're supposed to beat a loudmouth boxercize instructor" If he wins, and hounded for the rest of his life if he loses.

InspiritMick - Not this shit again

Dana fucking dickwad, after erasing Tito from existence on the records you just look like the leader of an organisation full of thermonuclear cunt douche stains

I'm not even a fan of Tito but what's right is right.

Um what record book did the UFC delete him from?

ranier wolfcastle - 


ricco rodriguez confirmed dana used to own tito in boxing


i've seen that referenced here but never seen the video or article that comes from...

Madrugadao - Very big of Dana to admit Tito would win if it was any kind of grappling. For a guy with his history and record in boxing (unbeaten as far as I am aware, I challenge anyone to find a loss), that must be hard to say.

according to this, he was 33-10 as an amateur middleweight...

http://www.boxingforum24.com/showthread.php?t=54729

Maybe now.

ChaosOverkill - 
FingerorMoon - 
Madrugadao - 
FingerorMoon - I don't understand why people find this so hard to believe.

Dana may have been a 'failed boxer' but that still means he did nothing but train pure boxing for years before washing out and switching to 'boxercise'

He freely admits he'd get massacred in an MMA match vs Tito.

He is not talking about MMA striking either. Remember, he is talking about 'boxing', the sport.

Tito would not be able to clinch, muscle him around or hold him against the cage either.
Tito's footwork never advanced much at all, so not sure how he'd compensate for that. And Dana isn't saying he'd KO him dead, he's saying he'd win under boxing rules.

So how would Tito do in a pure boxing match against a boxer ...even one that wasn't good enough to get anywhere in the pro ranks ?

And he had his chance to show everyone.
He goaded Dana into signing an agreement to do a public boxing match as part of a contract signing.
The entire event was setup, licenses were obtained, Dana trained for months ....for Tito to pull out of a free match that he himself demanded his boss participate in?



 
    <br />
    <span class="User-180893" id="userPost49269319"><span class="User-312095" id="userPost49268901">If he was a failed boxer who had a record we could look up, maybe there would be some debate here.<br />
    <br />
    (We will ignore the fact he probably would have been about 50 pounds lighter at his 'fighting' weight.)<br />
    <br />
    So we are left with a failed boxercise instructor, who had been living a sedentary life for fuck knows how long, going against a professional MMA fighter. (Champ or ex champ at that).<br />
    <br />
    I know where my money would be.</span></span></blockquote>
<br />
<br />
<span class="User-180893" id="userPost49269319">All very valid points.<br />
<br />
He may in fact be lying about his past.<br />
...but Tito knows him very well, and I don't think Tito would have suddenly pulled out and looked very bad in the process of doing so, if he in fact knew Dana was full of shit in that regard.</span><br />
&nbsp;</blockquote>

 

Tito gains nothing from beating up Dana and could have lost his reputation on a fluke. People can say he bitched out, but the gains and losses were not in any way equal.

 

 

Dana would have used any positive outcome in that match to brag about being tough like the fighters and dog Tito forever and "Way to step up and get in there" if he loses.

 


Tito gets "Well you're a fighter, you're supposed to beat a loudmouth boxercize instructor" If he wins, and hounded for the rest of his life if he loses.



Again, valid points. I don't disagree.

Other than to say it was Tito that demanded the match, not Dana.

It may simply be a case of Tito not being the sharpest tool in the shed, and all you said only occurring to him the day before the match .....

FingerorMoon - 
ChaosOverkill - 
FingerorMoon - 
Madrugadao - 
FingerorMoon - I don't understand why people find this so hard to believe.

Dana may have been a 'failed boxer' but that still means he did nothing but train pure boxing for years before washing out and switching to 'boxercise'

He freely admits he'd get massacred in an MMA match vs Tito.

He is not talking about MMA striking either. Remember, he is talking about 'boxing', the sport.

Tito would not be able to clinch, muscle him around or hold him against the cage either.
Tito's footwork never advanced much at all, so not sure how he'd compensate for that. And Dana isn't saying he'd KO him dead, he's saying he'd win under boxing rules.

So how would Tito do in a pure boxing match against a boxer ...even one that wasn't good enough to get anywhere in the pro ranks ?

And he had his chance to show everyone.
He goaded Dana into signing an agreement to do a public boxing match as part of a contract signing.
The entire event was setup, licenses were obtained, Dana trained for months ....for Tito to pull out of a free match that he himself demanded his boss participate in?



 
    <br />
    <span class="User-180893" id="userPost49269319"><span class="User-312095" id="userPost49268901">If he was a failed boxer who had a record we could look up, maybe there would be some debate here.<br />
    <br />
    (We will ignore the fact he probably would have been about 50 pounds lighter at his 'fighting' weight.)<br />
    <br />
    So we are left with a failed boxercise instructor, who had been living a sedentary life for fuck knows how long, going against a professional MMA fighter. (Champ or ex champ at that).<br />
    <br />
    I know where my money would be.</span></span></blockquote>
<br />
<br />
<span class="User-180893" id="userPost49269319">All very valid points.<br />
<br />
He may in fact be lying about his past.<br />
...but Tito knows him very well, and I don't think Tito would have suddenly pulled out and looked very bad in the process of doing so, if he in fact knew Dana was full of shit in that regard.</span><br />
&nbsp;</blockquote>

 

Tito gains nothing from beating up Dana and could have lost his reputation on a fluke. People can say he bitched out, but the gains and losses were not in any way equal.

 

 

Dana would have used any positive outcome in that match to brag about being tough like the fighters and dog Tito forever and "Way to step up and get in there" if he loses.

 

Tito gets "Well you're a fighter, you're supposed to beat a loudmouth boxercize instructor" If he wins, and hounded for the rest of his life if he loses.



Again, valid points. I don't disagree.

Other than to say it was Tito that demanded the match, not Dana.

It may simply be a case of Tito not being the sharpest tool in the shed, and all you said only occurring to him the day before the match .....

yeah true enough, he married a pill addict porn star he isn't

This shit again?

Dana cannot produce ONE single thing that proves he used to box. NOTHING and he keeps running his cock sucker.

What a clown.

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