Lol yeah think someone has their eyes on the prize :-) 
There was a Fight Mag fan named Dave,
who had a dead ..oh nevermind.
fight fight fight magazine
you have covered our sport through so many things
champions contenders and all hopes lost
we wait hearts racing for the next issue to drop
hard asked questions that tear our eyes
the heart and determination that fills us with pride
fight fight fight magazine
depending on you to shed light to the combat sport scene
we subscribe to you as honest men
as you provide a bloodline for the hardcore fans
your photos and insight are keys to the throne
while the background testimonials cut to the bone
fight magazine you are by far the best
through time and technique you have koed the rest
fight fight fight magazine
thank you for putting to print this ugers dreams
Dreamer wins imo
Woke up in the morning, stereotypical scene
Thinking how to get my hands on a FIGHT! Magazine
I could mow the neightbors lawn for a while
Exchange cans for nickels Sylvia style
Or write poems for Kirik
even if he smells vile
Steal hats like Sam Hoger did
piss in them
sell them to British kids
Tell them Mike Bisping owned it
They perk up real quick
You'd think the Queen loaned it
Then they cough up and I walk away
wondering who Dan Hardy beat anyway
To get himself a shot at gorgeous George...s?
prolly cashed enough cans to pay Dana's mortgage
But now I digress, back to the point of this poem
FIGHT! makes good zines, and I really owe them
so Kirik to be honest, you can keep your blue name
But if I don't get that subscription it'd be a real shame
And if it don't happen I know who to blame
so pick me or the consequences won't be tame
TheGARV - Dreamer wins imo
You vote for me and I'll give you a free magazine from Fight!
Seriously, I'll do that.
TheGARV - Dreamer wins imo
All I got to say is you owe me a phone call.
You're on notice, cage biter.
absent is the warriors heart,where is their shame? after a few successes, they seek,only to keep their fame.
money,acting,fighting protecting their records,and renegotiating their contracts..... these auroaless men of mma are to blame.
so let 10'rs cheer for them, ill be trolling about them in the net.....where mma purity abounds,,,,,and keep uptodate with my fight magazine....when i am banned from the underground.
CRE - Kirik's my brother both of our roots are African
TTT(god I'm a moron it's a sticky thread)
Actually all of mankind comes from Africa right? Pretty sure.
no they all migrated from the core continent of Atlantis to colonies established by Atlantians.
Plato via Solon the Wise
This is a song for the Fighters!
But Fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fight him hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some friends
And give him some fist bumps too
Sometimes you got to say "Thank you"
Sometimes you got to say "Please..."
Sometimes you got to say "Hey..."
I'm gonna fight you, softly
I'm gonna rope-a-dope you gently
I'm gonna slam you, sweetly
I'm gonna jab you discretely
And then you say "Hey I brought you mouth piece"
And then he says "Wait a minute buddy"
"I think I got something' in my teeth, could you get it out for me?"
That's fuckin' sportsmanship!
What's your favorite submission?
That's cool with me
It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite MMA shirt?
I'm not gonna get it from the store
But I'll order it from MMA warehouse!
And then I'm gonna fight you completely
And then I fuckin' fight you kind of
And then I fuckin' fight you completely
But then I'm gonna fight you hard! (Hard)
I don't FIGHT!, but I read the magazine
Learn how to throw kicks and tips to get lean
If I'm sittin' on the couch and I'm watching TV
I could be doing push-ups is what it tells me
So I get on the carpet, pump out 20 more
While pics of Dana White stare up from the floor
Shane Carwin interview! Find out he likes Slushies
But I can't stop staring are Arianni's puppies.
So much great info, I could read all night.
I don't trane, I do the next best thing, I read FIGHT!
So who's the next champ? The best up and comer?
Oh, snap! I can buy Randy Couture's Hummer?
I can look like GSP before the coming summer?
Kimbo's done with MMA? Man, bummer.
Flip to the back, see tons of great products
I got to buy them all, to be like them Tapout Balla's.
Throw out the piece of paper with a change of address
cause I'll forever read FIGHT!, right here on my mattress.
Took me 5 minutes.
Sing to the tune of "I need a Hero"
Duu-duu-duu-duu...
Duu-duu-duu-duu...
Duu-duu-duu-duu...
Aaaaaaa- aaaaaaah
Where are all the fighter’s stories
And where are all the highlights
Where’s the best fight analysis
To hear about MMA fights
Is there a Fight magazine worth the time to read
Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need
I need my Fight! Mag
I’m holding on for my heroes ‘til the end of the fights
They gotta be strong
And gotta be quick
And they gotta be on the cover of Fight!
I need my Fight! Mag
I’m holding on for my heroes ‘til the end of the night (‘til the end of the night)
Pictures are cool
All interviews great
An MMA mag that lives up to the hype (lives up to the hype)
I need my Fight! Mag
What can I say, Im broke but I love this place so I had to at least try...
Plus I really do think Fight! is my favorite of all the magazines that cover the sport. Cool contest too, lol.
I've been obsessed since last Saturday night.
What will the next move be for the man Dana White?
Who's next in line for the UFC title?
Who are the next coaches on The Ultimate Fighter?
What about the fighters from StrikeForce and Japan?
Or the little-known prospects that sprinkle the land?
I wanna hear from the ring girls and pros on nutrition.
I want tips on my routine to improve my condition.
How can I set up a triangle, and cinch it in tight?
There's all that and more in the next issue of Fight!
Hook it up, man. I'm poor enough from watching MMA pay-per-views. I think it would be great if the sport gave back to me a little. Outside of the Affliction poster(and promo cards) this would be the only free thing I ever got from MMA.
BIg Swagger - I'm not impressed with your poem formance =)
LOL
Trippy trippin down the Walmart kiddie section discount rackin'
All the girlies lookin back, a cotton Tapout shirt reaction
Wear it out the street I'm walkin newstand flip the Fight! mag snappin
Coin it grab it bag it walk it past the hoboes park bench nappin'
Whirrin 10-speed pedal curbin my apartment lock a clackin'
I'm alone a lonewolf livin' 'ficcient livin' off the mapin'
Andthelightsaflickerflack
chick-a-chick-a-chick-a-chack
And I'm
WHAT (what?)
WHAT (what?)
WHAT (what?)
WHAT Igotajarapeanutbutta and a lon'ly old dalmation
Alls Y'alls can keep your Playboy, gots my Fighta exclamation
Dreamer has this one in the bag IMO great poem
MakeMeBleed - Dreamer has this one in the bag IMO great poem
Poetry is one of those things I've always had natural talent for. Been writing and getting published since I was 12.
I know, I know, BEEP!
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