^ I was thinking camels or donkeys! 
Str4nger D4nger - They should be allowed to bring bicycles into the cage for maximum joustification. <img src="/images/phone/post_tag.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>
No, lets stick with tradition - folding chairs.
what about blind folded punch/kick jousting
Alright, for compromises sake let's go with office chairs on wheels and blindfolded. Now the refs are going to have to wear some serious padding because their nuts are gonna be in hella danger. Thoughts?
Thats sissy shit.
Here's how it goes down. One armed pushups with your strong arm. whoever does more gets first shot. Then you just stand in front of the dude and crack him as hard as you can. If he stays awake, he gets to return fire. This goes on until one goes out. The end.
I am in agreence with the office chairs but blindfolded just sounds reckless. And the thought of 1arm push ups and just trading punches is absolutely insane. We are a professional sport guys, how are we going to get this past the commission? Keep the brainstorming going though, I appreciate the enthusiasm!
I do like where Rantuck is going with his idea, though I think we should keep some variety just to mix things up. Perhaps like special rules for title fights. So I talked to my cousin Vinny, and he said he has an idea with getting it past the commissions. SPOILER ALERT!.. it's murder. Now I say fuck weight classes, and just model it like when Lawlor cracked what's his name in the TUF house.
RowdyYates - I am in agreence with the office chairs but blindfolded just sounds reckless. And the thought of 1arm push ups and just trading punches is absolutely insane. We are a professional sport guys, how are we going to get this past the commission? Keep the brainstorming going though, I appreciate the enthusiasm! <img src="/images/phone/post_tag.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>
Yup. And we have to be careful about regulating what kinds of office chairs are allowed. Some of them have levers that can do eye damage, so they should be banned.
^ Choosing the right type of office chairs is certainly paramount to Punch Jousting's success.
guys that would never get sanctioned
Punch jousting is FUCKIN hilarious! LOL! They should set it up like jousting though. Two guys on either side of a fence, taking a wild swing as they run by each other. I'd watch it...
^ Which, Hemlock, is why I think its time to start cutting our dependence on these governing bodies. I mean like what do these athletic commissions even do?.... no I'm serious, what do they do, like bailouts and stuff?
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