Frank Mir is the Devil.

Frank Mir wrote Twilight.

Those boys only pissed in that fruit dip because they know it would impress The Frank

Frank Mir made the first Sherdog forum post.

 Frank Mir is Cecil Peoples love spawn

Frank Mir is trying to bring 80's haircuts back in style.


thats actually a fact.

Frank Mir owns a Snuggee

Frank Mir swam to the bottom of the gulf and yanked that gushing oil-well cap off himself 80-something days ago...

what a dick.

Enemies - Frank Mir made the first Sherdog forum post.


OP....nice

Frank Mir farts at funerals.

Kalle Mero - 
JOB - Frank Mir had sex with my tortoise.


C'mon, your tortoise is a total slut, and everybody knows it. Who HASN'T your tortoise slept with?


Pffft, when an MMA fighter bangs a bunch of tortoises he's the man, but a tortoise gives it up to an MMA fighter and she's a slut.

shakes head
Typical double-standard.

Frank Mir invented the vuvuzela.

 frank mir stole my strawberries :(

Frank Mir is the reason LeBron didn't go to NY...

 Frank Mir pushed Gary Coleman down.

Frank Mir was Shane Carwin's conditioning coach

 Frank Mir told me the rest of you are retarded

Frank Mir knocks the Ice cream cones out of kids' hands when he goes to the park.

 Frank Mir instigated this fight...






^ and recorded it.

gary shaw stole my grandmothers virginity and made her the cheesy ring card girl that does the easy sleezy dancing at the old folks home thrusday night bingo games...but we love em cause hes got the coolest vellure sweatsuits