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Flying coach #GSPsDarkPlace
Always picks Eddy in Tekken. #GSPsDarkPlace
Doesn't refill the Brita pitcher -GSPsDarkPlace 
Wears the same socks 2 days in a row #GSPsDarkPlace
Does not hold door open for a little old lady - GSPsDarkPlace
Wipes nose on sleve #GSPsDarkPlace
Sleepover with Rory -N- Ricci #GSPsDarkplace
Lets the water run while brushing his teeth #GSPsDarkPlace
Then leaves the light on when finished in the washroom #GSPsDarkPlace
Gilbert956 -Sleepover with Rory -N- Ricci #GSPsDarkplace
Calls Rory a faggot under his breath #GSPsDarkPlace
Letibleu -Gilbert956 - Sleepover with Rory -N- Ricci #GSPsDarkplaceCalls Rory a faggot under his breath #GSPsDarkPlace
Chugs all their wine and sleeps in between them on their sofa-bed. #GSPsDarkPlace
Gilbert956 -Letibleu -Gilbert956 - Sleepover with Rory -N- Ricci #GSPsDarkplaceCalls Rory a faggot under his breath #GSPsDarkPlace
Chugs all their wine and sleeps in between them on their sofa-bed. #GSPsDarkPlace
Borrows their red pants without asking #GSPsDarkPlace
Doesn't even open the junk-mail, just throws it through the shredder.#GSPsDarkPlace
Pulls an orange at the grocery store, some fall on the ground, does not pick them up.#GSPsDarkPlace
Given two (2) Dollar-Menu cheeseburgers at McDonalds drive-thru, only paid for one. Eats them both. #GSPsDarkPlace
Leaves 4 squares left on the toilet paper roll. Does not refill with a fresh roll. #GSPsDarkPlace
Wind catches his car door, opening it too far in parking lot. Leaves minor door-ding on the adjacent vehicle. Does not leave note. #GSPsDarkPlace
Spits into the gutter. Misses and hits sidewalk. Walks casually away. #GSPsDarkPlace
Wastefully uses more lighter fluid than necessary on charcoal, just cause he likes the giant "whoosh" of flames. #GSPsDarkPlace
Neighbors tree drops a branch over the fence into GSP's yard. Tosses branch back over the fence. #GSPsDarkPlace
Scoops cat-box tomorrow, even though it could really use it today.#GSPsDarkPlace
Mows yard, but does not weed-wack. #GSPsDarkPlace
Waters yard during peak hours when there is voluntary water-rationing in effect. #GSPsDarkPlace
Fixes dinner in one (1) pan. Leaves it dirty on the stove till tomorrow. #GSPsDarkPlace
Wears suit with dress shoes to press conference. Does not polish shoes beforehand. #GSPsDarkPlace
Butters toast. Leaves toast-crumbs in the butter, puts it back in fridge. #GSPsDarkPlace
Secretly loves watching Bellator. "Knows" he could easily beat Askren. #GSPsDarkPlace
Takes a "clean" dump, uses toilet paper, but does not bother with baby-wipe.#GSPsDarkPlace
Takes a piss. Bathroom's out of soap. Just rinses fingers under water. #GSPsDarkPlace
Parks SUV on the line in the parking lot. Does not bother to re-park between the lines. #GSPsDarkPlace
Gives the wrong time when asked, sometimes by as much as 3 minutes. #gspsdarkplace
Always picks GSP in UFC Undisputed multiplayer games. #gspsdarkplace
Sometimes half-asses that last pushup if nobody's watching. #gspsdarkplace
Was actually impressed by Matt Hughes' performance, but decided to be mean. #gspsdarkplace
Fakes his Quebecois accent. Is actually from Alabama. #gspsdarkplace
Doesn't actually think his next opponent will be his toughest challenge. Just says it to be a dick. #gspsdarkplace
When 'e 'it 'im wit dat elbow and 'eard 'im say "ahhhh," 'e 'it 'im again anyway. #gspsdarkplace
Sub'd for awesome thread and VTFU OP!
Benevidezes dark place = everywhere, except kindergarden.
Pops zit in bathroom mirror. Does not wipe off mirror. #GSPsDarkPlace
Drops french-fry on his car floorboards. Throws french-fry out the window. #GSPsDarkPlace
Gets asked to jump-start fellow motorist in parking lot. Claims no jumper cables. Has jumper cables in trunk. #GSPsDarkPlace
Eats at fast food restaurant. Does not throw away trash and return the tray. #GSPsDarkPlace
Notices expired freshness date on food at grocery store. Does not turn it in to grocery store staff.#GSPsDarkPlace
No cars visible in the rear-view mirror. Does not use blinker.#GSPsDarkPlace
Daverr -
Benevidezes dark place = everywhere, except kindergarden.
On behalf of GSP fans, lighten up! This is why we can never have nice things.
Basement #GSPsDarkPlace
Wakes up with a morning erection #GSPsDarkPlace
Pisses in shower #GSPsDarkPlace
Uses a fleshlight of his own butthole #GSPsDarkPlace