Note: This method should only be used as a last resort as it will probably create suspision that you were dirty at the time of the test. However, it is better than coming up dirty.
First, clip a couple pubic hairs and leave them entangled with the rest. When you get the cup they will ask you to sign a sheet and check the cup for debris. Sign your real signature and go to take the test. While taking it, drop at least one of the clipped hairs into the cup. When you turn it in they will tape it closed and have you sign the tape. Sign it with the opposite hand than you used to sign the sheet.
Here is how it works. At the lab, the tech should first check that the signatures match. If they don't match, the sample should be considered tampered with and disregarded. Next they open the cup and check for any foreign material. A sample that visably contains anything but urine should be considered tampered with and disregarded. So in the end, your sample should not get tested at all. It's not a pass, but it's not a fail either.
Helwig, knock it off or GSP4Prez won't tell us how to hide blades in our shorts during the bout or how to get around security when spiking our opponent's water bottle.
Thats stupid, if there is a problem with the sample they'll make you take another one and likely under more scrutniy. Stay clean, or if your dirty just go down to your local head shop and buy detox drinks.
"if there is a problem with the sample they'll make you take another one and likely under more scrutniy. Stay clean, or if your dirty just go down to your local head shop and buy detox drinks."
That is true. But I don't think people need to be educated on detox drinks. They also don't always work and some of them contain agents that are also being tested for as "masking agents." Again, this method is a last resort, but it works, and at the very least it will buy you some time.
It usually takes about a week to get test results back. I don't know what the rules are on a fighter making himself available for a follow-up test a week after a fight. You could likely buy even more time if you need it.
What happens if the tester notices your signatures don't match? He/she's the one affixing the labels. That person is also transferring your cup into two separate test tube samples. If the "foreign object" stays in the cup and doesnt get into the test samples, you lose that advantage.
A friend told me that this technique is almost foolproof:
Get a 3 to 4 ounce plastic bottle of clean urine from someone who doesn't do drugs. Make sure the person doesn't take prescription drugs you aren't pescribed for either.
Put said urine under your nutsack about an hour or so before the test to bring it to temperature. They check for that I heard. Compression shorts are a good thing to wear to keep everything in place.
Wear somewhat baggy pants, and go to the center and take the test.
When they tell you to go in the restroom, take the clean urine out from under your balls and pour the clean piss in the cups they give you up to yhe line and pour the rest in the toilet.
Put the empty bottle back from whence it came, give the samples to the attendant, and sign the paperwork.
Try not to act too excited that you just beat the system and it was really that easy, and go to your car and smoke a joint or something.
Anyway, my friend says he's done it several times and it has always gone without a hitch.
