Now your getting into logic... We haven't started there yet. I am just trying to get him to where he understands reality.
Dave, Your argument holds no weight. Without checking the initials you can just use a new jar with a new piece of tape. And yes, I'd love to see this barcode that you're speaking of.
"I heard you should use those hand-warmers that you're meant to stick in your gloves when it's really cold out."
For an unobserved test, the best thing to do is just take your "friend" with you and have them give you the sample right before you go in. If you keep it against your body, it won't lose enough heat before you test to make a difference. An unlubricated condom works very well.
The handwarmer thing works too but can easily overheat the sample. If you are going to try this you need to purchase a fishtank thermometer. It goes outside the condom and will measure the temp. of the sample. You are shooting for 98 degrees.
Also "Dave" for your barcode argument to make sense wouldn't it first need to be scanned in the presence of the person being tested at the time of the test?
Has anyone ever had this done?
just don't fuck up ala Tom Sizemore lol
whizzinator.com
Ive passed a few (work related) using the old fassion "flush out your system" technique.
Just drink a ton of water (as much as you can) piss, do it again.
Then drink again before you go to the clinic.....by the time you get there, there's nothing in you piss but water.
I'm signing off so I'll make this my final post of the night.
Anyone who has been here a while knows that when a new screen name shows up an hour after a thread that the new poster is trying to discredit it is BS 99% of the time.
On the 1% chance that "Dave" is who he says he is, then he is just mad that I'm telling people how to beat the system he runs.
I have over 1,000 posts here and will probably make 1,000 more. I happen to KNOW my method does just what I claim it does. So if you find yourself in a position where you have to take an observed test and you know you're dirty, you might as well try it. It can't hurt.
If anyone fails a test after using this method, please ttt this thread and describe your experience. I'd be interested to hear about it, because I've never heard of a case where it didn't work.
No the strip of paper peals off of the form like a sticker which thats basically what it is. There is a barcode on the strip and a matching barcode on the form. The form is carbon copied so I get a copy and I send one in the bag in which I place the sample of urine in.
So when they get the package they have a cup with a seal on it, with your initials draped across the middle where it would break if opened. Then they get the form with a barcode that matches the one on the sticker strip
whizzinator all day bitches
just make sure if your white, use the white whizzinator, not the huge black one.
"Bullshit, if anyone took 7th grade Biology, the temperature of your nutsack is several degrees cooler than that of your body. Hiding piss under your sac will not come close to replicating the temperature inside the human body."
I must...I mean my friend must have bigger balls than you. You put the bottle between your nuts and your leg. It'll get to temperature, believe me.
When my sack hangs down, it can easily conceal a 40 of Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull.
^ I'm MikeBlak's "friend"... I can attest to his post.... except the "his sack hangs down" part.
I'm a P.O.....trust me, that shit won't work.
Thanks Moose, I didn't want to rat you out Bro :)
No problem mike.. I got your back. I just appreciate you not talking about my massive meat hook.
LOL!!!
Mums the word.
"Your sac does NOT reach 98 degrees, it does not happen. Pass your lines of bullshit to someone who flunked basic biology."
It doesn't have to reach 98 degrees genius. They just test that it is above 90 degrees. There is a heat transfer as soon as the piss hits the glass, and continues until the temp is read, thus the drop in temperature.
I used to administer test and you sign one form at the begining and intital on the seal to verify you watched me seal it.
6405N SAP 5-50 W/NIT
No witnesses, no temp. Don't go to a Quest site, but an approved site. Stay clean (if you have time) or sub the urine!