I got into a streetfight yesterday

"Needs a car chase and a old,chubby catholic woman in black crying. Maybe some mariachis."

Corny.

Pretty sure it's a language barrier issue. I invite you guys to tell a story in spanish on a forum en espanol.

^^^lol

Funny you call a guy who is within a couple pounds of you "tiny".

I stopped reading after you paid off the cops...bwahahaha

As he is good friends with one of my friends (Danny Ives), I can pretty much assure you that Mario is telling the truth. I don't know Mario personally, but Danny has vouched for him, and that is good enough for me! :)

Good job Mario! :)

bah I understood it, lucky you didnt go to jail