Jeremy Stephens can't be guilty

Why would an MMA fighter want to be involved in an assault when recreational fighting is already an exhausting part of his dreary 9-5? Seven days a week, eight hours a day, grinding in the gym, dropping assembly line ground and pound on the way to a carpal tunnel sunset. The youthful thrill of violence sterilized by dull routine and stuffed into a fence wire cubicle. Fairy tale companions replaced by greedy agents and manipulating managers. Makes no sense that a combat athlete would go through all that and still want to bother with fighting anyone, IMO. Phone Post

Criminal Minds 101 Phone Post

It's like accusing an NFL player with fifteen children of sexual assault, or an Olympic swimmer of stealing golf balls from the pond in the 16th hole. Phone Post

This is why I am certain that Cyborg's PED test results were flawed. You spend decades taking steroids as a way of life, to the point that it's a huge drag, why would you take them before a fight when you finally have an excuse to take a break? Phone Post

Jon Jones is another one, it makes not a bit of sense that after over twenty years of just being emotionally drained from being a hypocritical self righteous young man with a Christ complex, he would drag his tired body out to drink and drive a couple young ladies into a pole. Phone Post

Mayhem Miller? Innocent. Not possible to maintain that level of wackiness and still have the compulsion to defile a House of God in the nude. He is actually probably the least likely suspect I can think of if I'm being honest. Phone Post

If I need a babysitter, I'm calling Hermes Franca. Who better to watch your defenseless child than a man who has had his fill of underage shenanigans, a man who has binged and purged youthful affection, a human cornucopia of kiddie copulation? Phone Post

I did not create this thread. Thirty years of bring an idiot, I don't have it in me. Phone Post

Yeah, Stephens isnt about to just give away beatings for nothing when he has had to put all that blood, sweat and tears into his career. A Stephens beatdown doesnt come cheap, and nor should it. After all, the man is a professional. I wouldnt expect a dentist to start cleaning my teeth at the pub when hes out trying to unwind, havin`a good time. No sir.

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There is an old saying, "Never go hunting with a boy scout." Better to walk into the woods with a serial killer, a man who won't be tempted by the novelty of what it will feel like the first time he cuts out a man's living heart while wearing the stinking shell of a deer carcass at dusk. Phone Post

True enough, Calo. I have heard of cases in some of the tougher country bars that dentists like to frequent where they have been forced to deploy the nitrous oxide just to be left alone to enjoy a nights drinkin. Such were the unfair demands from the rough and ready country bar folk that dentists are known to enjoy drinkinwith.

I would've enjoyed the "fence wire cubicle" image immensely.  But alas, I am an avid reader and writer, thereby unable to achieve satisfaction from a simple turn of a word. 
 
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Would a man called Rampage, typecast and forced to live out the destructive fantasies of others, even consider the possibility of going on an actual rampage? Inconceivable. A glass of port, a warm fire, the company of his loyal Labrador retriever Beauchamp, these are all he asks from life. Phone Post

The thrill is gone. Truly.

I would strip naked and beg for affirmation but it's become too redundant. Phone Post

Stand by, been sober for 15 years. Have to make a drink. Phone Post

I feel as though I have been privileged with a glimpse, be it ever so brief, into the kind of complicated thinkinthat must go with the job of UFC president on a daily basis. A look into the rare genius of Dana White. An ordinary man wouldnt have been able to see the truth so clearly and might not have gone to the wall for Stephens.

That, I guess, is what makes Dana so unique and why we cage fightinfolk are so lucky to have him around dointhe thinkin`.

I've talked with more than witnesses that saw the whole thing and know for a fact he did not do this. I won't put all of his business out there, just know he is innocent.

 

 

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I've talked with more than witnesses that saw the whole thing and know for a fact he did not do this. I won't put all of his business out there, just know he is innocent.

 

 

That's exactly my point and I wasn't even there Phone Post