Jon Jones arrested for DUI!

 

endless photoshop fun

And there goes Nike....

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 WWJD? I'm guessing Jesus never wrapped his donkey around a pole after a long night of turning water into wine... But what the hell do I know.

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Trash potheads and wrap car around pole because of drinking gonna lose bud light sponsor. You terrible person call a cab you selfish twit. Phone Post

This is what the vehicle may look like:
(not Jon's car)

http://www.4finity.com/autototaled/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/bentley-contgtcoupe-01A1.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wekRpCfMbvY/TRdnGGSxh1I/AAAAAAAAAko/xY93DTzmYDE/s1600/Bentley+Continental+GT+Crash+2.jpg

http://www.imaginelifestyles.com/sites/all/files/u2/bentley-continental-gtc-wrecked-by-sean-stewart.jpg

seriously head esploding. potentially alot of money left on the table with sponsorships just for not spending 20 bucks on a cab. if i was a superstar id probably fall into all the temptations obv but assuem id be smart enough to make a simple choice like calling cabs when out.

PAPA ROACH1 - seriously head esploding. potentially alot of money left on the table with sponsorships just for not spending 20 bucks on a cab. if i was a superstar id probably fall into all the temptations obv but assuem id be smart enough to make a simple choice like calling cabs when out.


or not taking your car at all.

MoomBah - And there goes Nike....
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Jon Jones is so fake OMG! CANT STAND IT! *BLOWS UP*

what was he doing out so late?

doesn't he have a wife and kids?


Sorry

Dr. Cindy Bir: How To Crash A Plane- For Science
http://wdet.org/shows/craig-fahle-show/episode/dr-cindy-bir-crash-test-dummies/

 Now he will lose to Hendo.

Wont know how to handle the sudden fall from grace and be released from the promotion.

Complete the biggest fall from grace of all time and go the Junie Browning route.

Staking his claim to P4P Biggest Waste of Talent of All Time

 what an idiot

 tried to reach Rogan for comment but he was busy not possibly killing a family driving drunk























 

In other news. the betting lines are now in Hendos favour...

seriously is this one of those incidents where it is only down hill for Jones, and it will be well reflected in his fighting career.

Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster that he wasn't hurt or worse. I mean, it's all part of it's plan to see that Jon Jones has a great destiny that isn't marred by tragic injury or terrible accidents that could have been prevented by having a designated driver or something easier, like calling a cab.

Beginning of the downfall!

Ps- big fucking deal. I'm glad he's okay. Phone Post

udk -  I have zero sympathy for drunk drivers. Fuck him and his phony lord lovin' persona. Phone Post