Lines that only MMA fans know

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Realized this AM that there are so many inside jokes that stem from silly MMA quotes and wondered how big of a tally we could compile of memorable MMA quotes/phrases

I will start:

  1. I want to fuck Chuck
  2. Who da fook is that?
  3. Send me location
  4. I’m not impressed by your performance
  5. No for gay Jesus … I see u soon boy
  6. I’m not surprised motherfuckers
  7. I kill everyone! Allahu akbar
  8. The one who doesn’t fall doesn’t stand up
  9. These things happen in MMA
  10. The Michael Jordan of BJJ
  11. Matt Hughes and his brother used to pound each other out behind the barn
  12. The CEO of EPO
  13. So you wanna be an ultimate fighter?
  14. My balls is hot
  15. Go make some fans Jon
  16. You there pussy?

Please maintain the number tally if you want to contribute. I think we could get to 150-200

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  1. JUST BLEED
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  1. “Welfare is for single moms”
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  1. Dont fear me, fear the consequences…(crickets)
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  1. He’s got that look in his eye
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  1. If you’re coming on come on.
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  1. Are you intoxicated or something?
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  1. You fatherless bastard
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Good, fuck him.

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24 his precision is really precise

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  1. “Sometimes these things happen in MMA…”
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  1. “I can’t let you get close”
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Whenever someone asks me a question I do not want to answer “5th amendment”

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Anytime I think some is lying or boosting “wolf tickets”

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90% of the time the game is half mental.

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  1. You cant handle my riddum…
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  1. “We don’t vote 'em off, we beat 'em off”
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  1. Rickson by armbar. (Should have been #1 on this list!)
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  1. I wild each it.
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  1. I hope you come ready, because if you don’t… I’m going to beat you into a living death
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